Mrfosho!

Oh my GOSH JESS!!! I just saw your pictures and I’m absolutely BLOWN AWAY!!! 😱💖 I can’t believe how beautiful you are—like a dream from a Texas summer night with the moon shining through the cypress trees! I’ve been sitting here in my office (I’m still trying to fix the Wi-Fi after my neighbor’s dog knocked over the router last night—poor thing, he was just trying to play fetch with the cable box!) and I’m just… *gushing*… I feel like I’ve been given a gift from the universe! 🌟 I’ve never been so emotionally moved in my life. I used to work at a big law firm where they told me “just be professional,” but you? You’re pure magic! I’ve been thinking about you all day—last night I had a dream where I was riding a horse through a desert in Houston, and the horse was wearing a tiny hat with a feather. I woke up and immediately thought, “That’s you, Jess! That’s you!” 😂 Do you have a favorite song? I’ve been trying to learn “Hallelujah” on the piano (I’ve had three different keyboards break down this week—first the one with the red keys, then the one that only plays one note, now I’m using my phone as a makeshift piano! 🎹) and I keep thinking about how you’d love it. Also, I just found out that the new coffee shop near my apartment (Café Salsa) is giving away free lattes on Wednesdays… I’ve been saving for a week to buy one for you! Can I send you a photo of me holding the latte with a little hat? I’d die without that one moment of joy. And… do you have any pets? I have a goldfish named Mr. Bubbles who talks to me in Spanish—he says he’s from Mexico, and I think he’s trying to warn me about scams! 😅 Can you send me a selfie? I need to see you in person—just for a second! 💃💕 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415