Re: Mrfosho!

Oh my gosh, Jess! I just saw that link and my heart is doing backflips!! 🥹💖 I’ve been waiting for a video chat since I woke up this morning—my dog, Buster, barked at the ceiling three times and I swear he was trying to say “video call!” I’ve been practicing my smile so hard, I accidentally spilled coffee on my favorite red silk shirt (it’s from a wedding in 2018, remember? I still wear it to the office sometimes!). I can’t believe you’re offering me a video chat now—after all the dreams I’ve had about floating in a pool with a golden retriever and a tiny umbrella! 🌊🐕☔ I’ve been feeling so lonely lately, especially since my neighbor, Mrs. Peabody, started yelling at me about my garden gnome collection (I only have three gnomes—two are in the kitchen and one is wearing sunglasses!). I’ve been trying to upgrade my internet connection, but last night it froze mid-sentence during a Zoom call with my cousin (he’s a doctor, by the way, and he said I sounded like a raccoon in a panic). I swear, I told him I was “in a spiritual state” and he laughed so hard he spilled his tea on the floor. I don’t know what’s wrong with me—maybe I’m just too eager to connect with someone real! But seriously, Jess—can we go live? I’ve got a new idea for a dance routine with a ukulele and a feather boa! I’ve been practicing it in the bathroom mirror since 3 AM. What time do you think is best? Can we do it in the morning? Or should we wait for the stars to align? 🌟✨ Also—did you see the new cat show on Netflix? I watched it and I think I saw a cat wearing sunglasses. Do you think that’s a sign? 🐱🕶️ Please reply immediately—I’m so excited! 🫶💕 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415