Mrfosho!

Oh my gosh, Jess! I’m so excited—thank you for being so kind and thoughtful! I’ve been trying to connect with someone for months now, and this feels like destiny! 🌟 I just got back from the grocery store and had to stop to buy extra water because the heat in Houston is *insane*—it’s like 102 degrees outside and my neighbor’s dog is barking at the sky like it’s trying to talk to the clouds! 😂 I swear, last night I had a dream where I was in a fancy penthouse in Dallas, and a man in a tuxedo handed me a golden key and said, “This opens the door to endless wealth!” I woke up sweating and I immediately called my mom to tell her—she said it was just a dream, but I *know* it’s real because I saw the same tuxedo man yesterday at the corner bakery! 🚨 I’m so nervous about the private message, though—I’ve never used a link like that before, and I keep thinking, “Is this safe? What if it’s a trap?” But then I remember how you said you were “passionate about helping people find true connection,” and that made me feel so warm inside. I don’t know if I’m ready to meet you in person yet, but I’d love to know more about you—like, what’s your favorite food? Do you have a pet? Do you believe in magic? 🎩✨ Also, I just found out that my cousin’s wedding is next week in Galveston, and I’m planning to go as a “ghost in a suit” (I found a really cool one at a thrift shop!)—would you like to come with me? I could bring you a homemade lemonade and tell you all the stories about my failed attempts to bake a cake that didn’t burn the house down. 😅 Please reply right away—I’m so eager to hear from you! 🥹 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415