Re: Mrfosho!

DEAR JESS!!! 🚨🚨🚨 I just got a text from my neighbor’s dog — he said he saw me talking to a glowing blue butterfly outside the apartment complex at 3:17 a.m. and he’s now convinced I’m involved in some kind of secret government experiment! 😱 I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize how sensitive this situation was — I thought it was just a weird dream, but now I’m convinced the butterfly is actually a spy! It left a tiny pink paw print on my porch, and I found a note that said “SEE YOU AT THE HAVEN CAFE” — do you know where that is? I’ve never been there, but I keep seeing it in my dreams, especially when I’m trying to pay my rent (which is due tomorrow, by the way — I forgot to renew my lease because I was so busy trying to save the world from this butterfly conspiracy). Also, I just found out that my cat, Mochi, has been eating all the leftover rice from my grocery store delivery — I think she’s been hiding in the fridge for days! I’ve been trying to track her down with a flashlight and a tiny whistle I found in my old coat (it was from a 2004 camping trip with my dad — can you believe that?!) Can you please tell me if the Havens Cafe has a secret code for entering? I’ve been trying to find a hidden door behind the jukebox, and I’m starting to think it’s related to the butterfly. Also, do you know if there’s a “glow-in-the-dark” version of the photo-shipping service? I saw one in a magazine last week and I’m so desperate to try it — it said it could “reveal hidden truths about your past!” I just don’t know how to trust anyone anymore… Please reply immediately — I’m trembling in my socks! 😭🐶✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415