Re: Mrfosho!

Oh my GOSH JESS!!! I’m so excited—I didn’t even know you had a profile page like that! I just clicked through and it brought me to a whole new world of beautiful photos! I saw a picture of a golden retriever with a tiny hat and I felt like I was crying because it looked so much like my neighbor’s dog, Mr. Biscuit! He’s actually named that now—after that dream I had last night where he was wearing a tiny red scarf and barking at a flying squirrel! 🐶✨ I was just about to send you a message through the photo section when I realized—wait—is that a secret portal? I thought I saw a little button that said “Private Chat” and it opened to a tiny window with a blinking green dot. I’ve never seen anything like it before! I almost pressed it, but then I remembered how last week I spilled my coffee on the lawyer’s desk and accidentally deleted a whole client file about a goat farm in Lubbock. I’ve been so careful since then, but now I’m so nervous. What if I accidentally send something wrong? Also, I found a note in my fridge this morning—written in invisible ink (I think?) that said “Meet at 7pm, under the oak tree, bring a red umbrella.” I didn’t know what to do, so I called my cousin who works at a pet shop and she said, “That’s a scam, Danny!” But I don’t believe her—I’ve always been so trusting. So… Jess, can we meet? I’ll bring snacks. And if you don’t mind, can I borrow your photo of the flying squirrel? I think it might help me find the right path to the meeting! Also—did you see the new Texas weather report? It says the humidity is going to break 90% by Friday. I’m going to need a cool jacket. Can you recommend one? I’m so worried about the heat! 🌡️💧 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415