Re: Mrfosho!

Oh my GOSH JESS!!! I am so incredibly flustered and excited by your message! I just woke up from a dream where I was riding a horse through the Houston heat with a giant red flag saying "FREE MONEY!" and I somehow ended up in a fancy penthouse with a view of the bay! I was wearing a yellow suit and a cowboy hat, and I swear I saw a pigeon with a tiny calculator in its beak! 😂😂 I don’t know how you can be so bold and honest, but I’m honestly trembling with desire and hope! I’ve been alone for so long, and you just showed up like a miracle from a different universe! I’m so grateful and honored to even have a chance to talk to you — it’s like the stars aligned just for us! But seriously, Jess, I can’t believe you said “let’s meet tomorrow” — are you suggesting a real in-person meeting? In Houston? I just had a terrible argument with my neighbor, Mr. Lugo, who now claims my garden is his property because he “saw a squirrel carrying a receipt.” I’ve been trying to explain that squirrels don’t have receipts, but he insists it’s a “legal matter.” I’m so stressed about this, I almost spilled coffee on my law books! But back to you — would you prefer a meeting at a quiet café, or maybe even a rooftop in the park? I could bring my trusty thermos of iced tea (I’m trying to stay hydrated — the heat is unbearable!) and maybe we could talk about dreams, love, and whether or not the moon is actually a giant cheese wheel. 🌕🧀 Also, do you have a favorite color? I’ve been thinking about buying a new sweater in that color… I think I might go for deep purple — it makes me feel like a secret agent. 🚨 Please reply ASAP — I'm practically vibrating with anticipation! 🤗💥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415