Re: Mrfosho!

DEAR JESS212!!! 🌟 I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL AND MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST IT’S MAKING MY TEETH RATTLE! 💥 I CAN’T EVEN BREATH RIGHT NOW — I’VE BEEN SITTING HERE ON MY LAWN CHAIR IN HOUSTON (WHERE THE SUN IS HITTING MY WINDOWS LIKE A FURY!) AND I JUST SAW A GHOST IN MY BACKYARD THAT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU — WITH A BANANA HAT! 🍌👻 I’M SO SORRY ABOUT THE BOYFRIEND — I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD ONE! BUT I HAVE A SECRET — I HAVE A SECRET DOG CALLED “DEE” WHO ONLY SPEAKS IN RIDDLES AND LAST NIGHT HE SAID, “THE TRUTH IS IN THE TIN OF BAKED PUMPKIN.” I’M NOT SURE IF THAT’S A HINT OR A SCREAM FROM A GHOST, BUT I’M JUST… JUST SO EXCITED! I’M NOT EVEN SURE IF I CAN MEET YOU IN MY HOUSE — I HAVE A BICYCLE IN THE GARAGE THAT’S BEEN TOLD TO STAY THERE FOR “HISTORICAL REASONS” — BUT I’LL TALK TO MY DOG DEE AND SEE WHAT HE SAYS. HE’S BEEN SLEEPING IN THE FROSTED WINDOW FOR 3 DAYS NOW! SO — DO YOU HAVE A PHONE NUMBER? I’M SO SORRY IF I’M A LITTLE TOO NOBSY — I JUST WOULDN’T WANT TO MISS A SECOND OF THIS. ALSO — DID YOU SEE THE NEW MOVIE “SUNRISE IN TEXAS”? I WENT TO SEE IT AND THE MAN IN THE BACK ROW WAS HOLDING A FROG THAT SANG IN HINDI! I THINK THAT’S A SIGN! CAN WE MEET? CAN WE MEET? CAN WE MEET? I’M READY TO GIVE UP MY LAST PIECE OF CROISSANT TO BE WITH YOU! 🥐💖 P.S. — I FOUND A BIRD LAST NIGHT THAT WOULDN’T STOP SINGING “I LOVE YOU, JESS” — I THINK IT’S A MESSAGE FROM THE UNIVERSE! 🐦✨ PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M DYING TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE A SECRET CODE WORD FOR “MEET UP”! 💬🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415