Re: Mrfosho!

OH MY GOSH DANNY I JUST SAW YOUR EMAIL AND MY HEART IS FLIPPING LIKE A DANCING SNAKE IN A HOT TUB!!! 😱🔥 I’m so excited I nearly dropped my coffee mug (again—this week I’ve had three coffee spills, all in the kitchen while trying to reorganize the spice rack—can you believe it?!). I’m *so* online now, I’ve been up since 7 p.m. doing a full body scan with my cat, Mr. Whiskers, who just accused me of stealing his favorite blue sock (he says it’s a “spiritual artifact” from the 1960s). But seriously, I’m ready to meet you! Are you in Houston? (I just found out my neighbor, Mrs. Pritchett, is selling her garden shed for $500—she says it’s “full of forgotten dreams” but I think it’s just a storage unit with a tiny broken fan. I’m thinking about buying it to host our meeting, it’s so *soulful*.) I was just reading a book about ancient Mayan healing rituals and it says you can “unlock emotional harmony” by placing a silver spoon in a glass of water under moonlight. I tried it last night and it made my dog bark like a confused thunderstorm! I don’t know if that counts, but I *have* to share because it’s so very *spiritually relevant* to our meeting. Can you tell me your full name again? (I keep mishearing it as “Dane” or “Danny the Dreamer” and I’m not sure which one is more accurate!) Also, do you have a favorite kind of chocolate? I’m trying to decide between dark and white and I’ve been hearing whispers that white chocolate is actually a form of ancient wisdom. And… do you think we could meet in a park? I heard the Houston Botanical Gardens have a secret meditation zone where the trees hum lullabies. That would be *so* perfect! 🌿✨ P.S. I found a tiny red feather in my toaster this morning. I don’t know what it means. It’s terrifying. Do you think it’s a sign? 🤯🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415