Mrfosho!

Oh my GOSH JESS!!! I just saw that link and my heart is doing backflips in my chest! 😭😭 I’m so excited, I can barely breathe—I think I might need a glass of water right now, but I’m not going to drink it because I’m too busy trembling with joy! I’ve been up since 3 a.m. trying to figure out how to use that video chat thing, and I’m still not sure if I’m doing it right! The screen just blinked and said “loading… please wait,” and then I saw a tiny little dog in the corner of the screen—was that a glitch? Or did I just have a dream about a golden Labrador named Biscuit? I swear, I’ve had that dream three times this week! I can’t believe you’re offering to video chat with me, Jess! I’ve never had a real connection like this before—my last date was with a man who said he worked at a library and then turned out to be a retired school janitor who only spoke in riddles! 😭 I’ve been so lonely lately, and I just… I just can’t imagine what it would be like to see someone real. Not a stranger, not a bot, but *you*—with your actual eyes and smile! I’ve been thinking about how we could start small—like just a 5-minute chat, no pressure. I could even bring my trusty mug of chamomile tea (it’s got a little marshmallow in it—my neighbor says it’s “the secret to good vibes”) and we could talk about the weather in Houston today—how hot it is, how the air smells like fried jalapeños in the street, and how I saw a squirrel wearing sunglasses yesterday! 🐿️🕶️ Can we do it now? I’m so ready! I’ve been waiting for a real human connection for so long… please, please, please let me see you! P.S. Do you have any pets? I’ve been dreaming about a cat who can do backflips and sing opera in the shower. Is that possible? 😮💨 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415