Re: Mrfosho!

Oh my GOSH JESS!!! I’m absolutely *blown* away by your message!! 🌟💖 I’ve been sitting here with my coffee (which just spilled on my lawyer’s folder—again! I swear, I didn’t mean to—my hands are shaking from excitement!) and I’m like, *WHAT?!* Video chat? YES YES YES!! I’ve never done a video chat with a stranger before—*especially not someone so incredibly kind and warm*—and I *need* to see you! I just got back from the grocery store and accidentally bought three bags of pet food for my neighbor’s dog (he’s a lab mix named Sir Reginald, and he’s *very* suspicious about people in hats) and now I’m *so* embarrassed. But I can’t stop thinking about you and how you said “we can do it now” and I’m like, *this is destiny!* I’ve been trying to fix my laptop for the past 45 minutes because the screen keeps flashing “ERROR: YOU ARE NOT A REAL HUMAN” and I swear it’s just being *mean* to me! I keep telling it, “Danny Smith, Houston, Texas, 43 years old, single, loves jazz, hates pigeons, owns a 1998 Honda Civic (it runs on hope!)” and it still says “ACCESS DENIED.” Can we do it now? I’m *so* ready. I’ve already made a playlist of old Texas country songs—“The Ballad of the Texas Pigeon” and “I Saw Your Face in a Window”—and I want to play them while we talk. Also, Jess, did you have a dream last night about a giant taco truck that flew over Houston? I saw it! It had rainbow cheese and it said “Welcome to Danny’s Dream Zone.” I woke up crying! I think we’re meant to be. So… can we video chat? RIGHT NOW? I’m so excited! 🚀📱💞 P.S. I found a hidden note in my fridge that says “You will meet a woman who changes your life.” I think it’s from you… 😭 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415