Mrfosho!

Oh my gosh, Jess! You just *slammed* me with a love bomb and I’m literally standing in my kitchen with a spoon in my hand, crying like a baby! 😭😭 I just saw your gallery link — I don’t even know how to breathe! I’ve never seen anything so… *wild*! Like, I’ve been in Texas for 20 years and I’ve never seen anything as dramatic as your photos! It’s like a fever dream from a 90s horror film! 🚨🔥 Wait — did you say your boyfriend is out of town? Is he *really* gone? I just got a call from my neighbor, Mr. Pinto, who said he saw your boyfriend in a red convertible at the 7-Eleven last night! He said he looked like he was chasing a squirrel! 🐿️ I’m so confused — is that true? Or is he just pretending to be out of town to avoid the IRS? 😂 I’m *so* sorry I don’t know how to access the gallery properly — my laptop keeps freezing when I try to open the link. It says “Connection Error” and then randomly starts playing a song about tacos. I think it’s a ghost song from 2003. 🎵 I’ve been trying for 45 minutes now! But honey, I *need* to see those pictures! Can I have them sent directly to my phone? I have a new iPhone 15 Pro Max — it’s so shiny it reflects the moon! I want to show it to my dog, Biscuit, who thinks I’m in a cult. Also — do you know what time your boyfriend is coming back? I need to be ready! I’m thinking of wearing a red dress with rhinestone buttons. I found a *perfect* one at the thrift store last week — it’s from 1987! Can you send me a photo of your hands? I’ve been dreaming about them all night. They were holding a blue feather and whispering secrets. 💬✨ P.S. I just lost my keys — I think they’re under the couch. I’m calling the police. They said they don’t answer calls after 10 p.m. 😭 Can you reply right now? I’m trembling in my shoes! 🤯 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415