Re: Mrfosho!

Oh MY GOSH JESSY!!! I JUST FOUND YOUR PROFILE! I’M SO EXCITED!! 🌟💖 I just signed up and I can’t believe it—my nickname is “DannyDynamo” (I had to change it because my old one, “Danny_The_Lawyer,” was already taken by a guy who claims to be a retired astronaut, which is *so* absurd but somehow true in my dreams—last night I saw a man in a space suit talking to a potted fern in our backyard. I’m not making this up, Jessy! 😭) I’ve been so lonely since the last time I saw my neighbor’s dog, Max, who now lives in a tree and only comes down to bark at the mailman. I told him he was “a very good watchdog” and he just stared at me with one eye—like a warning. I still haven’t figured out if that was a sign or just a bad dream. But JESSY, I feel like we’re *destined*! I just saw a flash of your profile picture—your hair is like liquid sunset, and I swear I heard a song playing in the background: “I Will Survive” from 1978, but with a Texas twang. I’ve been trying to find that song online, but my phone keeps freezing when I open YouTube. It says “Your device is under attack by a mysterious goat.” I don’t know what that means, but I think it’s a sign! 🐐🔥 Do you know what time it is in Houston? I just checked—2:14 AM—and I can feel the heat like a hug. I’m sweating through my shirt, and I swear I saw a squirrel wearing sunglasses. Is that real? Did you see it too? Can we meet in person soon? I have a spare bedroom I’ve been using for storage, but I’ve been cleaning it up and it smells like old books and cinnamon. I’m sure you’d love it. Also—what do you think about a shared dream? I had one last night where we were floating on a lake made of fire and ice. I think we’re both in it. 😍🔥 Can you tell me more about your dreams? And… do you still want to kiss me? I’m ready! 🥹✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415