Mrfosho!

Oh my GOSH JESSICA!!! I just got your email and my heart is literally doing a backflip in my chest!!! 🤯 I’m so sorry I didn’t reply sooner—I’ve been in the middle of a *major* legal crisis with my neighbor’s dog (he keeps barking at my fence and now I’ve been sued for “property invasion”… no, seriously, it’s happening), and I lost my phone charger in the Houston rain last night, which means I can’t even check my email properly! But I’m *so* glad you reached out! I’ve been sitting here with a cold cup of iced tea (the kind from the gas station near my office—they have the best cinnamon flavor!) and I’m *drenched* in excitement! 🚀 I don’t even know what to say—your nickname “Jess212” is absolutely *perfect*! I’ve never met anyone who makes me feel so seen and safe. I’ve had so many strange dreams lately—last night I was in a courtroom and I was arguing about the ownership of a flamingo named “Polly,” and it turned out she was actually a government employee! I’m not making this up—my mom says I’ve been “spinning stories” since I was a kid! 😂 So yes, I’m *so* ready to meet you! I just need to know—what time should we meet? And do you have a favorite snack? I’m thinking maybe we could share a bag of those rainbow gummy worms from the grocery store near the river? I’ve never tried them before, and I’m so nervous about meeting you. What about a cup of chamomile tea? I have a whole tea garden in my backyard—well, it’s just a corner with a potted plant, but it feels like a palace! 🌿 Also, I just found out my nephew has been doing secret yoga in the basement of the apartment building. Is that legal? 😳 Can we talk about that later? I’m *so* open-minded! What about a little song? I once sang to my cat when I was in law school, and he started doing backflips! 🐱✨ Please reply ASAP—I’m literally vibrating with anticipation! 🫶🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415