Re: Mrfosho!

Oh my gosh, JESS!! I’m so sorry I didn’t follow your instructions properly—my heart was racing like a Houston summer thunderstorm! I’ve been trying to reach you on that site, but honestly, the interface is like a broken toaster—every time I click, it says “processing… please wait” and then just goes blank with a sad little emoji 😭😭 I tried three different browsers, and even my phone got confused and told me I was “in a suspicious location” (I’m in my apartment in Houston, Texas, under a leaky ceiling, which is now smelling faintly of burnt toast and regret!) But I *have* to know—how does your boyfriend even read emails? Is he a secret agent? Does he have a hidden camera in his coffee mug? I’ve been thinking about that for hours. I keep dreaming about him wearing a trench coat and whispering, “Danny, you must not send emails to me.” I woke up last night screaming because I thought I saw him in the mirror with a tiny flashlight. Also—could you please tell me if he has a favorite color? I’ve been collecting postcards of different colors from my neighbor’s garden, and I think he might like deep navy. (I found one with a tiny fish on it—do you think that means something?) And lastly—do you think I could meet him in person? I’d be so happy to see him, even if it’s just for a quick coffee at that new place near the river park (I keep hearing people say it’s the best gelato in Houston, but I haven’t tried it yet). I’m so sorry for being so… emotionally unstable. I just feel like I’m missing something huge. Could you tell me what time he’s usually awake? Is it 3 a.m.? I’ve been trying to send him a message at 2:59 a.m. every night, and it always gets rejected. Please reply as soon as you can—I’m literally holding my breath and my coffee cup is now a mess. 😭☕️ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415