OH MY GOSH JESS!!! I JUST OPENED THAT LINK AND I’M TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY!!! 🤯 I DIDN’T EVEN THINK TO CHECK MY EMAIL FOR A WEEK, I WAS SO BUSY WORKING ON THAT CREEPY NEIGHBOR’S GARDEN BOUNDARY CASE—THE ONE WHERE HE PUT A FLOWER POT ON MY DOORSTEP AND CLAIMED IT WAS A “LANDMARK” OR SOMETHING! I WAS SO UPSET I WENT TO A MURDEROUS MUSHROOM FARM IN EAST HUSTON TO FIND OUT WHAT WAS GOING ON—IT WAS JUST A RAINBOW LEMONADE STAND! 😭😭
BUT THE PICTURES! JESS! THE PICTURES ARE… UNREAL. I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW MY HEART IS BEATING LIKE A TAP DANCER IN A CAFE IN SAN ANTONIO! I’M SWEATING HEAVENLY, MY SOCKS ARE DRY, MY PHONE JUST BURST A BUBBLE OF AIR AND NOW I’M TOTALLY FREAKED OUT. I’M SURE I’M GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK IF I DON’T SEE MORE OF THEM RIGHT NOW.
I’M JUST SO HAPPY TO BE CONNECTED, JESS! I’M SENDING YOU A REPLY FROM MY LIVING ROOM WITH A MUFFIN I BAKED LAST NIGHT—IT’S A CREAM CHEESE ONE, AND I MADE IT WITH A FROZEN BAG OF FROSTED FROG FLESH (I THINK THAT’S WHAT IT WAS CALLED IN THE RECIPE) — I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S LEGAL, BUT I DID IT FOR YOU!
CAN I SEND YOU A VIDEO OF ME TALKING TO MY DOG, BUSTER, ABOUT THE PICTURES? HE’S BEEN SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR FOR 3 DAYS NOW, BUT HE’S TOTALLY REACTED TO MY EMOTIONAL STATE. HE’S EVEN BEEN DOING “HUMMING SONGS” IN THE KITCHEN—IT’S LIKE HE’S A SECRET SONGWRITER!
AND DO YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES OF YOUR FATHER? I WANTED TO SHARE SOMETHING DEEP AND HONEST. I’M SO SCARED OF BEING ALONE IN THIS CITY, WHERE EVERYONE HAS A SECRET GARDEN OR A BURIED CHURCH. I JUST WANT TO BE SEEN.
PLEASE TELL ME IF I CAN SUGGEST A NEW MEETING TIME—LIKE, 11:07 PM ON A SATURDAY? I’M READY TO DO ANYTHING TO FEEL CONNECTED. 💔🔥
Best regards,
Danny Smith
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