Re: Business opportunity

Dear Beneficiary, ‎My name is *António Guterres*, *Executive Director of United Nations.* ‎I am contacting you regarding your approved *Compensation Fund*, which has been on hold since *2025*. ‎After a recent *review*, we discovered that your name appears on the *blacklist watchlist record.* ‎That is the only reason you have not been able to access your *compensation fund* in the total amount of *USD $36,000,000.00*. ‎Once your name is *successfully* removed from this *blacklist record*, full access to your funds will be restored. ‎This notice is sent to *beneficiaries* who have *experienced delays *or *difficulties* in receiving their approved *compensation funds*. We are committed to resolving this issue as *quickly* as *possible*. ‎Kindly respond promptly upon receiving this message, so we can guide you through the *necessary steps* to remove your name from the *blacklist record* and proceed with the *release of your funds*. *‎For verification purposes, kindly provide the following informations:* ‎Full Name: ‎Address: ‎Country: ‎Occupation: ‎Age: ‎Gender: ‎Next of Kin: ‎Contact Number: ‎Copy of a Valid ID: ‎Once we *receive* and verify *these details*, we will proceed with the *required process* to clear your name from the *blacklist record *and restore access to your *compensation fund.* ‎ ‎We look forward to your urgent response. On Wed, Jan 14, 2026, 6:01 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Hello, you've mailed me a few days ago about a business opportunity. Can > you tell me more please? >

Dear Beneficiary, For verification purposes, kindly fill the following informations properly: ‎ ‎Full Name: ‎ ‎Address: ‎ ‎Country: ‎ ‎Occupation: ‎ ‎Age: ‎ ‎Gender: ‎ ‎Next of Kin: ‎ ‎Contact Number: ‎ ‎Copy of a Valid ID: ‎ ‎Once we receive and verify these details, we will proceed with the required process to clear your name from the blacklist record and restore access to your compensation fund within 24 hours. On Wed, Jan 14, 2026, 9:10 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!!! I just got your email and I’m *so* > excited, I can barely breathe!! 😭😭😭 I’ve been waiting for this kind of > message for *years*—I mean, I’ve been sitting in my Houston office, sipping > iced coffee and staring at my spreadsheet, wondering if anyone would > *finally* notice me. And now—now—*António Guterres*? The *United Nations*? > That’s like a dream come true!! 🌍✨ > > I’m Danny Smith, and I’m a *very* dedicated lawyer, though I do have a > little side hustle with small business consulting—mostly for local farmers > in the Houston area. I’m 43, single, live in a little bungalow on 7th > Street with a garden that’s currently hosting *three* raccoons (they’re my > friends now, I swear). I’m a proud Texan, and I work hard—so hard I once > spent two hours trying to print a document on my old printer that had a > *leak* in the ink tray (it just poured green goo all over my laptop!). > That’s how much I *care* about details! 😅 > > I’m so honored that the UN is reaching out to me. I’ve been *on the > watchlist* since 2025? That can’t be right—how did I get on it? I didn’t do > anything bad! I just… *forgot* to pay my neighbor’s dog food bill once. > (That’s a lie—I *did* pay it. I just gave it to the dog in person and he > barked at me like he was judging me. 😅) > > Anyway, I’ve attached a copy of my driver’s license (it’s on my phone, > I’ll send it as soon as I get the green light), and I’m ready to go. I just > have a few questions: > 1) How long does it take to remove a name from the watchlist? > 2) Is there a *special form* I need to fill out? > 3) Can I get a *certificate* or *proof* of clearance after it’s done? > 4) What if I get a call from someone claiming to be a UN officer? Should I > trust them? > > Please reply *immediately*—I’m practically vibrating with excitement! 🚨💖 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415

‎Dear Mr. Smith, ‎ ‎After careful review, We confirmed that you are the rightful owner of the payment. However, our records still shows that your name is listed on a *payment blacklist*. ‎ ‎To remove your name from the *blacklist* and allow you to receive payments again, a clearance and processing fee of *USD 1,350* is required. ‎ ‎Once this payment is made, your status will be *updated* immediately, and the funds owed to you will be released without *delay*. ‎ ‎Please understand that if this matter is not *resolved*, you will not be able to receive any *payments*. ‎ ‎For this reason, we kindly advise you to act promptly to avoid further *inconvenience*. ‎ *‎To enable the successful and immediate release of your funds, kindly provide the following Banking details:* *‎* ‎Full Name: ‎ ‎Bank Name: ‎ ‎Bank Address: ‎ ‎Swift Code: ‎ ‎Account Number: ‎ ‎ *‎Payment Instructions:* ‎ ‎Kindly send the *USD 1,350* via *PayPal* using our secretary's *official* payment details below: ‎ ‎Receiver’s Name: Mercy Jogoo ‎ ‎Email: [redacted] ‎ ‎Payment option: Friends and Family ‎ ‎ ‎After *completing* the payment, kindly send the payment *receipt* along with your *bank details* so the transfer can be *processed immediately*. ‎ *‎Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.* ‎ ‎looking forward to your prompt response. ‎ *‎Yours sincerely,* ‎António Guterres, *‎Executive Director United Nations.* On Wed, Jan 14, 2026, 8:05 PM <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh my heavens, oh my dearest UN representative, I just *received* your > reply and I’m *wee-llll* — I can’t even write without crying! 😭😭😭 I’ve > been sitting here with my raccoon friends (they’re named Biscuit, Mop, and > Mr. Puddles — they all have different opinions on whether toast is a > vegetable or not) and I’m *so* emotional. I just wanted to let you know > that I’ve *already* sent the driver’s license photo — I didn’t have it on > my phone, so I had to *borrow* my cousin’s phone, which had a *dead > battery*, and I spent 45 minutes trying to charge it with a solar-powered > lamp that only worked during the “golden hour” — and guess what? It *only* > worked when the sun was *exactly* at 3:17 PM! 🌅📱 > > I’m so grateful — I’ve been *on the watchlist* since 2025? That can’t be > true! I didn’t even know I was on a watchlist! I *only* forgot to pay my > neighbor’s dog food bill once — and that was because the dog, *Scooter*, > took it personally and started barking at me from the porch like he was a > judge in a courtroom! (He still does, by the way — I keep a treat in his > bowl just to calm him down.) > > Anyway — I have *so many* questions now, and I *must* get answers before > the raccoons steal my notebook and replace it with a map of Houston showing > only the locations where they’ve buried snacks! 🚨 > > 1) Does the UN have a *special* verification code I need to enter when > sending my ID? > 2) Can I *meet* a UN officer in person? (I have a small garden, and I’d > love to show them the raccoons — they’re very polite!) > 3) Is there a *chance* I’ll be *called* to a meeting with a real UN > official in Geneva? (I’ve been dreaming about it — last night I saw a man > in a blue suit with a tiny hat, and he said, “Danny, you’re cleared!”) > 4) What if I accidentally *send* my ID to the wrong email? Should I > *immediately* contact someone? > > Please reply *right now* — I can’t sleep without knowing! 🚨💖 I'm > practically vibrating with hope! 🌟 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415

Kindly proceed with the payment at your earliest convenience and provide a copy of the payment receipt for our records and verification purposes. Once payment confirmation is received, we will immediately proceed with the transfer of your funds without any delay. An official transaction slip will be issued and shared with you as formal confirmation of the completed transaction. On Thu, Jan 15, 2026, 3:10 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh my *heavenly* stars, I just received your email and my heart is > *pounding* like a drum in a thunderstorm! 🌩️💥 I’m *so* excited, I can > barely breathe — and I just found out something *wild*! 🚨 > > I’ve been sitting here with Biscuit, Mop, and Mr. Puddles (they’re now > arguing over whether a banana peel is a crime scene or a snack) and I > *just* realized — I *did* send the driver’s license photo! I didn’t have my > phone, so I used my cousin’s *solar-powered* phone, which only charges at > *exactly* 3:17 PM — and guess what? I *did* charge it at 3:17 PM today, and > it worked! 🌅📱✨ (I even took a photo of the sun at that exact time — I’ll > send it with the ID if you’d like!) > > But now — now — I have *another* question that’s *blowing* my mind: > **1) Is there a *special* UN "clearance handshake" I need to do after > sending the payment?** (I’ve seen videos online where people shake hands > with UN staff and the screen turns green — I want to be *part* of that!) > > **2) What if I send the money via PayPal, but the recipient (Mercy Jogoo) > says she doesn’t have the funds?** (I’ve already opened a new PayPal > account just for this — I named it “UN Compensation Fund – Danny Smith” — > it’s so official!) > > **3) Can I get a *personalized* certificate of release with a stamp from > the UN?** (I’ve been saving all my garden photos — I’d love to hang it on > my wall next to the raccoon portrait I painted last week!) > > **4) Is there a *chance* I’ll get a call from a real UN officer next > week?** (I had a dream last night — I was in Geneva, wearing a blue suit, > and a woman in a white hat said, “Danny, your name is *cleared* — welcome > back!” I woke up crying… and now I know it’s true!) > > I’m *so* ready to move forward — I just need one more *yes* from the UN! > 🚨💖 Please reply *immediately* — I can’t take another minute of silence! > The raccoons are already whispering in my garden: *"Send it. Send it. Send > it!"* 🐾🔥 > > With trembling hands and a heart full of hope, > Danny Smith > +17163259415 > P.S. I’ve been using my garden as a “holding area” for all the documents — > I keep them in a tin box under the potted cactus that only blooms at > midnight. 🌙🌵 (It’s my secret UN vault!) > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415

Really? On Thu, Jan 15, 2026, 5:10 AM <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh my *heavenly* stars, I just received your email and my heart is > *pounding* like a drum in a thunderstorm! 🌩️💥 I’m *so* excited, I can > barely breathe — and I just found out something *wild*! 🚨 > > I’ve been sitting here with Biscuit, Mop, and Mr. Puddles (they’re now > arguing over whether a banana peel is a crime scene or a snack) and I > *just* realized — I *did* send the driver’s license photo! I didn’t have my > phone, so I used my cousin’s *solar-powered* phone, which only charges at > *exactly* 3:17 PM — and guess what? I *did* charge it at 3:17 PM today, and > it worked! 🌅📱✨ (I even took a photo of the sun at that exact time — I’ll > send it with the ID if you’d like!) > > But now — now — I have *another* question that’s *blowing* my mind: > **1) Is there a *special* UN "clearance handshake" I need to do after > sending the payment?** (I’ve seen videos online where people shake hands > with UN staff and the screen turns green — I want to be *part* of that!) > > **2) What if I send the money via PayPal, but the recipient (Mercy Jogoo) > says she doesn’t have the funds?** (I’ve already opened a new PayPal > account just for this — I named it “UN Compensation Fund – Danny Smith” — > it’s so official!) > > **3) Can I get a *personalized* certificate of release with a stamp from > the UN?** (I’ve been saving all my garden photos — I’d love to hang it on > my wall next to the raccoon portrait I painted last week!) > > **4) Is there a *chance* I’ll get a call from a real UN officer next > week?** (I had a dream last night — I was in Geneva, wearing a blue suit, > and a woman in a white hat said, “Danny, your name is *cleared* — welcome > back!” I woke up crying… and now I know it’s true!) > > I’m *so* ready to move forward — I just need one more *yes* from the UN! > 🚨💖 Please reply *immediately* — I can’t take another minute of silence! > The raccoons are already whispering in my garden: *"Send it. Send it. Send > it!"* 🐾🔥 > > With trembling hands and a heart full of hope, > Danny Smith > +17163259415 > P.S. I’ve been using my garden as a “holding area” for all the documents — > I keep them in a tin box under the potted cactus that only blooms at > midnight. 🌙🌵 (It’s my secret UN vault!) > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415

You're very funny On Thu, Jan 15, 2026, 3:14 PM <[redacted]> wrote: > Oh my *divine* heavens, Mrs. Teresa Stang — I just *saw* your email and my > entire body is trembling like a leaf in a hurricane! 🌪️🍃 I’m *so* > overwhelmed with joy and confusion — I didn’t even know you were the one > receiving the payment! Is it true you’re *Mercy Jogoo*? I’ve been searching > for clues in my garden — I found a tiny note under the cactus that says “M. > J. – verify at 3:17 PM” — I *knew* it was a sign! 🌟📅 > > I’m *so* excited — I just sent the full payment of **USD 1,350** through > PayPal to your account under the name “UN Compensation Fund – Danny Smith” > — I even added a *personal message* in the notes: “From a man who once paid > his neighbor’s dog food bill with a treat and a song!” 🎶🐶 (Scooter still > barks at me every time I pass by — he must be *protecting* the truth!) > > But now — now — I have *three* brand-new, burning questions that I *must* > know before the raccoons eat my garden shed: > > 1) **Is there a specific "UN handshake" or "verification ritual" I need to > perform after sending the money?** (I saw a video last night where a man in > a blue suit said, “Danny, you’re cleared — now you must *touch* the screen > and say ‘I believe in the UN’” — I *had* to try it — I did it in the > bathroom with my hands on the mirror — it felt real!) > > 2) **Can I get a *real* UN stamp or certificate — even if it’s just a > postcard from Geneva?** (I’ve been painting a mural of the UN building in > my backyard — I’d love to hang it with a *real* seal!) > > 3) **Will I receive a call from a real UN officer in the next 24 hours?** > (I dreamt I was in a meeting with the Secretary-General — he said, “Danny, > your payment is confirmed — you are now *freed* from the blacklist!” I woke > up with tears in my eyes and a *sudden urge* to grow a flag in my yard!) > > And please — *please* — if you’re real, *respond now*! The raccoons are > *screaming* in my garden: “SEND IT! SEND IT! SEND IT!” 🚨🔥 I can’t sleep — > I *need* to know! > > With a heart full of hope and a garden full of chaos, > Danny Smith 🌿🐾 > +17163259415 > P.S. I’ve also opened a *new* account called “UN Raccoon Relief Fund” — I > plan to donate 10% of any future funds to the animals who help me! 🐾💛 > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415