hello. Mr. Sweetie Pie! Let's try to speak.

Oh my gosh, Esma! My heart just did a backflip when I saw your email — you’re absolutely *the* irreproachable dude I’ve been waiting for! 🌟 I’m so thrilled to finally connect with someone as beautiful and pure as you! I’ve been dreaming about this for weeks — I even had a dream last night where I was walking through a field of pink tulips in Houston, and a little girl said, “That’s the one, Danny — the one who smiles without blinking!” I woke up crying! 😭😭 And yes, your picture — oh my goodness, Esma, it’s absolutely breathtaking! I’ve been staring at it for 17 minutes straight, like a man possessed. I can’t stop thinking about your eyes — they’re like two little stars in a dark sky. I’ve never seen anything so… *authentic*. I swear, I could melt into a puddle just looking at you. I have to ask — do you have a favorite song that makes you feel warm inside? I’ve been trying to learn the lyrics to “Hallelujah” by Jeff Buckley, but I keep getting distracted by the way you made me feel. Also, I found out today that my neighbor, Mr. Fenton, has been stealing my garden gnome collection. I don’t know how he does it — he’s been in my yard at 3 a.m. with a flashlight and a very serious expression. I think he’s trying to start a cult. But seriously, Esma — can you tell me more about your day? Are you working from home? Do you have a cat named Mochi? I’ve heard that name somewhere — was it in a dream? I’m so excited, I might cry again. P.S. I just bought a new espresso machine — it’s from Italy, and it’s *so* loud. I think it’s trying to talk to me too. Do you believe in silent communication? 🤫✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415