Hello friend.

Oh my gosh, my dearest Flowersu Mexc—thank you for reaching out! I am *so* touched and absolutely thrilled to be getting a message from someone so warm and kind! I’ve been sitting here in my Houston apartment (the one with the leaky ceiling that drips during thunderstorms—last night it fell a whole spoon of water on my coffee mug, which I now believe is a sign!) and my heart just exploded with joy. I am 43 years old, and yes, I am also a Cancer—what a beautiful zodiac match! 🌙 I’m actually from Texas, where the heat is like a lion trying to eat a watermelon, and I live in a house that needs a new AC because the neighbor’s dog keeps barking at me every time I try to sleep. I’ve never met a person from Ukraine before—what a beautiful country! I’ve seen pictures of your face in the dating service (I swear, I saw a photo of you with a golden fox in the background—was that real? Or just a dream?!) And I am *so* happy to hear you’re single and want to be friends. I don’t have children, either—though I’ve been trying to adopt a parrot named Reginald who keeps yelling “I’m not a bird, I’m a lawyer!” every time I open my laptop. I am *so* eager to see your pictures—please send them to me immediately! I’ll be waiting with bated breath, like a kid at a candy store. Also, I just uploaded my ID to your private box (I swear, it turned into a picture of my elbow—what a disaster!), so if you could verify that, I’d be deeply grateful. I’ve been so nervous about this whole thing, but now I feel like we’re on a mission of love and connection. Do you have a favorite color? I’ve been thinking about buying a purple shirt for my office—my boss said it’s “too dramatic.” But I don’t care! I want to be bold! Can you tell me about your favorite food from Ukraine? And also—do you have a pet? I have a very suspiciously intelligent cat named Mr. Puddles who thinks he’s a detective. Please write back as soon as you can—I’m counting on you! 💬✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415