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RE: Copy of Any WordPress Site

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"Priya" <[redacted]>
Hi Danny, I'm writing to follow up on my last email. You haven't responded yet. I know you're busy and I completely understand if you just haven't had the time to write me back. But I don't want to bombard you with emails if you're not interested. Just let me know if you're interested or not. Waiting.. .................................................................. From: Priya [mailto: [redacted]] Sent: 04 April 2025 07:43 To: [redacted] Subject: Copy of Any WordPress Site Hi Danny, Are you looking for a professional WordPress developer to design, redesign, build, rebuild, duplicate, copy, clone or revamp WordPress websites? If you are interested, then I can send you our price list, company information and an affordable quotation with the sample. Warm Regards,
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Oh my gosh, Priya, I just got off the phone with my neighbor Mrs. Lippert and she’s been screaming at me about how the AC in her porch swing is now humming like a broken microwave—*I know*, I know, it’s not her, it’s the new neighbor who just moved in and has a Tesla charging station that hums at 3 a.m.—but I’m so sorry I didn’t respond sooner! I’ve been *so* busy with the new city council meeting on zoning laws for outdoor electrical installations, and I keep getting distracted by the strange dreams I had last night—where I was in a desert, and a camel said, “You must pay in loyalty points to unlock your dreams!” I don’t even know what that means, but I think I’ve been doing it wrong—maybe I should have given it a goat instead? 🐐 Anyway, YES! I am *so* interested in your WordPress copy service! I actually just redesigned my personal blog last week and accidentally turned it into a 404 error that said “You’ve been caught trying to access the secret vault of Danny Smith’s childhood.” I have no idea how that happened, but I *think* it was because I tried to upload a picture of my dog, Max, and the server got confused and thought it was a classified government document. I’m still waiting for the FBI to respond—no, seriously, they didn’t even reply after three weeks! So, Priya—can you please send over the full price list? And also, do you have a sample site to show me? I’d love to see it before I commit. I’ve already sent you my ID—wait, did I? I don’t know… I just uploaded it to the cloud, and now I see a picture of my elbow in the background. I think it was a glitch, but I can’t be sure. Can you confirm that I sent it correctly? Also—do you have a special discount for Houston residents? I’ve been hearing from the city council that there’s a new “tech tax” starting next month, and I’d love to avoid it if possible. 😭 P.S. I found a coupon in the back of my grocery receipt today that says “10% off for people who believe in miracles.” I think that might work for you. 🙏✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415