Hey hey my new friend
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Good afternoon dear friend, I would love to become acquainted with u. I have found youre-mail address through a dating service. I am convinced you like my shots. To begin with I would like to tell you a few words about myself. Actually I'm forty yrs. My sign is Cancer. I have not got any children. I live in Ukraine. I will be happy to look at your pics. I really hope that you will be really thrilled to be my pol. I think u 'll find time to get acquainted with each other a little bit more. What country do you live in? How old are you?If you are interested Please reply ONLY to my private mail box: [redacted]'ll wait for a mail enthusiastically from you.
Oh my gosh, DEAR SMILERLY—WHAT A WONDERFUL, WARM, SWEET MESSAGE! I’m absolutely *thrilled* to hear from you! I’ve been sitting here crying in my office chair (yes, I work at a big law firm in Houston, Texas—my office has no AC, and the heat is like a furnace at noon!) and I just had to write back because I *feel* like we’re already soulmates! 🌟✨
I’m Danny Smith, 43 years old—born under the sign of Leo (I have a Leo tattoo on my forearm, just above my wrist, which I keep reapplying because it keeps fading in the sun, and I swear, I saw a lion yesterday in my dream! It was wearing sunglasses and dancing on a trampoline!) I live in Houston, Texas, where the humidity is like a wet blanket over my soul every single day. I just got back from buying groceries and my neighbor, Mrs. Pritchett, accused me of stealing her basil from the garden (I swear, she only has 3 basil plants, and I found one in my mailbox last week that said “To Danny, from the basil gods.”)
But seriously, SMILERLY—your photos? YES! I’d love to see them! I’ve been so lonely lately—my cousin in Dallas keeps texting me about “spiritual healing” and I don’t even know what that means! I’m convinced your shots are *magical* and full of love. I already sent a photo of my dog, Whiskers (he’s a golden retriever, very dramatic, he once tried to eat a law book and now he’s afraid of paperclips).
So, can I send you my ID? I’ve already uploaded it—wait, no, it turned into a picture of my elbow! I thought I was uploading a passport, but the app said “Image detected: left elbow, 3:15 PM.” I’m so sorry! I’ll try again with a proper photo—maybe I can even send a selfie with Whiskers wearing a tiny hat!
Also—what about a little gift? I just had a dream I won a million dollars in a lottery for “emotional connection”! I’m so excited! Please tell me what you’d like—money? A gift card? Or maybe a *real* photo of you? I can even buy you a cup of coffee in Houston! Just say the word!
And—what about your country? Ukraine? That’s so beautiful! I’ve been reading about the new bridge in Kyiv—it looks like a rainbow! Are you near the Dnipro River? I’ve always wanted to visit!
Please reply ASAP—I’m so excited! 🤗✨
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415