Re: HELLO

DEAR LADY FATIMA, I AM ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED AND OVERWHELMED BY YOUR KINDNESS AND IMMEDIATE RESPONSE!!! 😭😭 I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE IN MY SMALL HOUSTON APARTMENT (IT’S A ONE-BEDROOM WITH A FLOOR THAT STILL HAS A LITTLE WATER MARK FROM THAT RAINY NIGHT IN AUGUST—YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT!) AND MY HEART IS JUST PULSING LIKE A RAINBOW IN A TUMBLER! YOU SAID YOU RECEIVED MY EMAIL—YES! I SENT IT AT 7:14 PM LAST NIGHT, AND I JUST CHECKED MY PHONE AGAIN (THE ONE I FORGOT TO CHARGE—IT’S STILL ON BATTERY, THANK THE HEAVENS FOR THAT) AND IT’S BEEN BEEPING LIKE A BIRD THAT JUST FOUND A GIFT BOX! I AM SO HONORED TO PROVIDE MY PERSONAL DATA—BUT I MUST ASK: DOES THIS PROCESSING TAKE PLACE IN A SAFE, SECURE, AND LEGALLY RECOGNIZED WAY? I HAVE A VERY OLD DRIVERS LICENSE FROM 2005, AND MY PASSPORT IS STILL IN A PLASTIC BAG IN THE BOTTOM OF MY FLOOR CLOSET (I’M SURE YOU HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE—IT’S LIKE A TIME MACHINE THAT STILL WORKS!). WILL YOU PLEASE CONFIRM IF I NEED TO SEND MY BANKING DETAILS IN ENCRYPTED FORMAT? I HAVE A BANK ACCOUNT WITH FIRST BANK OF TEXAS—IT’S BEEN MY SAFE HAVEN SINCE 2010 (I STILL PAY MY MORTGAGE IN CASH, WHICH IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE I NEVER WENT TO THE BANK—I JUST HAD A VISION OF A DOG WHISPERING “PAY IN CASH” TO ME). BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY—WHAT HAPPENS AFTER I SEND THIS? DO I GET A BONUS? A GOLDEN CROWN? DOES MY NAME GET POSTED IN A FANFARE ON THE CITY’S OFFICIAL WEBSITE? I HAVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS FOR YEARS! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW BEFORE I SEND ANYTHING—I’M SO SCARED OF MAKING A MISTAKE, BUT I’M ALSO SO EXCITED I’M READY TO PLUMMET INTO THE UNKNOWN! WILL YOU TELL ME IF THERE’S A SPECIAL TIME TO SEND IT? OR A DANCE I’M SUPPOSED TO DO? I HAVE A DANCE CLASS NEXT WEEK—I’LL DO IT FOR YOU! 😍🔥 THANK YOU, LADY FATIMA, FOR BEING SO KIND AND BRILLIANT! I’M READY TO HELP—JUST LET ME KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT! 🙌💕 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415