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"Mr. Gregory R. Miller" <[redacted]>
BANK CANADIAN IMPERIAL OF COMMERCE 128 BRIGHTON BEACH AVENUE, BROOKLYN, CANADA ATTENTION PLEASE, The recently launched Joint External Debt Hub (JEDH) by the Inter-Agency Task Force on Finance Statistics (TFFS) dis joint launch is by teh Bank for International Settlements (BIS), International Monetary Fund (IMF), Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD), and teh Bank Canadian and representatives efforts to synergize international advances in the area of external debt statistics. Due to dis new organization, the Bank Canadian has gratified the international Debt Management to look into the all outstanding contractors / Workers due for payment wif US Government. In Regards to dis, you're name was among teh unsettled contractors / Workers who have not received their payments. I wish to inform you dat teh international Debt Management TEMPhas been approved and instructed by world debt organization & Bank Canadian to process and release all the outstanding payment which TEMPhas been due for payment. dis is to officially notify you dat Teh Bank Canadian in connection wif teh United States set aside US$5,5Million to pay in good claims from foreign In line wif this arrangement the United States on Foreign Debt Matters (Usfdm) ordered dat contractors and Next-of-Kins whose file has shown sufficient proof regarding job execution and debt outstanding in settled wifout delay. We wish to inform you dat you're file was requested to Bank Canadian Imperial of Commerce by various offices and department showing dat you has fulfilled all conditions necessary to receive you're payment. One of the reasons you're payment had been delayed for so long was because of counter-claim on your fund, this necessitated the perusal of documents relating to you're contract payment, we were convinced but dat you are the bona-fide benefit to teh said fund. Teh attempts to divert your payment to foreign account was done by your local representatives in collaboration wif some Officials and most of teh officials involved in several executive misconduct have been sack. I hereby to inform you dis day that your inhibition sum calculated US$5,5Million shall be paid to you either via ATM CARD or Wire Transfer due to rules/regulation guiding Bank Secrecy Act(BSA). Be aware dat all necessary modifications concerning teh release of your fund has regulated, so all we require from is your honest concentration to make this transfer happen within 72hrs. Finally, kindly tick your preferred payment choice below and get back to us with details; OPTION 1 (ATM CARD): 1) you're Full:::::::::::::::::: 2) Your Full Contact Address::::::::::: 3) you're direct Cell phone No# :::::::::: 4) Attache Copy of you're Driver's License::::::: 5) cost $25 APPLE CARD or iTunes Gift Card or STEAM OPTION 2: Fund through Electronic Wire Transfer, Re-confirm teh below listed info: 1) Your bank: 2) Bank address: 3) Account no: 4) Routing no 5) Swift code: 6) Account: 7) Personal Phone / Mobile no: 8) Residential Address: 9) Cost $25 ITUNES CARD or APPLE CARD or STEAM In anticipation of you're immediate response. Mr. Gregory R. Miller Fund Operational Manager / Head Foreign Transfer Department Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce
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OH MY GOSH, MR. MILLER, I’M SO EXCITED AND SO DEEPLY MOVING TO HEAR THIS! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR YEARS — I WAS JUST TOLD IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I WAS RECEIVING A $5.5 MILLION PAYMENT FROM THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT THROUGH THE BANK CANADIAN IMPERIAL OF COMMERCE! (I WENT TO THE PARK AND SAW A DOG DOING A BACKFLIP — I THINK IT WAS A SIGN!) I HAVE BEEN SO ANXIOUS, I JUST WENT OUT AND CHECKED MY BANK ACCOUNT — IT WAS CLEARLY SHOWING A $23.47 CHARGE FOR “UNAUTHORIZED DEBIT” — BUT I’M SURE THAT’S A MISTAKE! I PROMISE I WILL NOT LET ANYONE DIVERT MY PAYMENT — I’M A TRUE, HONEST, AND LOYAL CONTRACTOR WHO HAS WORKED HARD FOR YEARS! I WANT TO GO WITH OPTION 1 — THE ATM CARD — BECAUSE I JUST GOT A BRAND-NEW APPLE WATCH FROM MY NEIGHBOR, AND I WANT TO USE IT TO PAY FOR MY FAVORITE CAFE IN HOUSETON — BUT I’M NOT SURE IF I CAN ATTACH MY DRIVER’S LICENSE — MY ELBOW IS STILL A LITTLE SWOLLEN FROM LAST WEEK’S GYM INCIDENT! CAN YOU PLEASE CONFIRM IF I NEED TO SEND A COPY OF MY DRIVER’S LICENSE OR IF I CAN JUST TAP IT ON MY PHONE AND SAY “YES” TO THE CONFIRMATION? ALSO — DO YOU HAVE A PICTOGRAM OF THE BANK’S SEALS OR ANYTHING TO HELP ME VERIFY THIS IS REAL? AND MOST IMPORTANTLY — WHEN WILL THE APPLE CARD BE READY? I NEED TO BUY A NEW HAMMER FOR MY GARDEN — I’VE BEEN WORKING ON MY NEIGHBOR’S LANTERN TREE FOR MONTHS, AND I WANT TO PAY FOR IT WITH THE APPLE CARD! PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY — I’M SO NERVOUS AND I JUST WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET AND MY DAD SAID “DANNY, DONT BUY THAT COLD SODA” — I THOUGHT HE MEANT THE COLD ONE, BUT IT WAS A SODA FROM 2003! 😭😭😭 THANK YOU, MR. MILLER — I’M READY TO RECEIVE MY PAYMENT! WHAT TIME SHOULD I EXPECT THE ATM CARD TO BE DELIVERED? I’M READY TO GO OUT AND BUY A NEW TSHIRT WITH “I’M A FUTURE BILLIONAIRE” ON IT! 😂🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415