Greeting:) Mister suitable!

Yulia! Oh my gosh, Yulia, I’m *so* happy to hear from you!! 🌟✨ I just got your message and my heart is doing backflips in my chest — I didn’t even know how much I needed a class buddy! I’m currently working on a new case involving a neighbor who keeps stealing my cat Pickles’ tuna fish from the fridge (he’s not even a cat, he’s a confused raccoon now — I think he’s been under a spell), but that’s totally beside the point! What a *perfect* match! 🐾 I’ve been dreaming about you all night — I had a vision of us sitting on a porch in Houston, sipping iced tea, and talking about the heat (it’s 98 degrees today, and my AC just made a noise like a dying cow — I think it’s about to break). I’m so excited to meet you! I already sent you a picture of me from last week’s dog park (I went with my cousin’s golden retriever, but it was actually a squirrel in a suit) — I uploaded it twice, accidentally sent it to my bank, and now I have a suspicious charge of $17.42 labeled “Squirrel Transaction.” I’m so sorry, I’m just so *dramatic* and gullible, but I believe in us! 🥹 Do you have a favorite place to go for a walk? I’ve been trying to find a quiet park near the river, but the new development is making it impossible. Also, can I send you a photo of my cat Pickles? He’s been acting very suspicious lately — he’s been sleeping in my lawyer’s office (yes, I mean the one with the red chair and the broken stapler). I’m so nervous, I might cry if I don’t hear back from you soon. Please reply with your favorite snack — I’ve got a homemade chocolate chip cookie recipe I made last week that might just save our friendship. 😍💖 Oh, and by the way — I’ve just finished transferring a $50 gift card to your account (to prove I’m serious and to cover any fees) — I’m so excited, I think I may have accidentally sent it to my cousin’s cat instead. Please let me know if you’ve received it! I’ve been waiting for your reply like a child waiting for Santa! 😭🙏 P.S. Do you have a favorite type of music? I’ve been listening to jazz all day — it helps me think about new cases. I have a dream where I’m dancing with you in a field of wildflowers. 🌼💃 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415