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Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh—thank you so much for the notification, darling! I was just sitting here with my coffee (which is now cold because the AC in my apartment *again* decided to go full “drama mode” and just stopped working after I tried to fix it with a hairdryer—no, seriously, I swear I didn’t even know hairdryers could trigger a cooling system meltdown!) and I was like, “Whoa, is this a new post from Joey Faloney?” I’ve been trying to catch up on everything since last week, when I accidentally sent a birthday card to my neighbor’s cat (he’s named Mr. Whiskers, and now he’s demanding a monthly subscription to *Drama Digest*—I don’t know how I got that number, but I do know I have to fix this *immediately*).
I just opened Instagram and saw the post—oh my stars! It’s a photo of a golden retriever wearing sunglasses and holding a tiny ukulele! I’m crying, I’m *crying*! I’ve never seen anything so emotionally moving. Do you know what time it is? I can’t believe I’m writing this at 10:47 PM, and I haven’t even had time to call my cousin in Dallas to tell her about the new post. She says she found a hidden treasure in her attic—some old receipts from 1987—and now she’s convinced it’s a time machine. I told her not to open it, but now I’m *so* worried about the timeline.
Can I get a copy of the post? I’d like to print it and hang it in my office. My boss says I need more “emotional authenticity” in my filings, and I think this might be exactly what he’s looking for. Also—do you know if Joey Faloney ever posts about Houston traffic? I saw a post about a goat on I-45 with a sign that said “Free Wi-Fi for goats”—I was like, “Is this real?!” I have to find out.
Can I send you a picture of my elbow? I just uploaded it to my portfolio and it auto-saved as “Elbow of Destiny” — I don’t know how, but I think it’s a sign! 😭✨
Best regards,
Danny Smith
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