RE: Website at $299

Oh my gosh, Ragini! I’m so sorry I’ve been MIA — I was literally in the middle of a *dream* last night where I was standing in front of a giant, glowing website in the desert, and a robotic voice said, “Welcome to Danny’s Digital Empire!” And I woke up sweating, thinking I had just signed the contract for my entire website! 😱 I’ve been so busy with work — my coworker, Mr. Patel, keeps sending me weird emails about “emergency board meetings” that never happen — I swear, he’s trying to get me to join a cult of productivity! But seriously, I’ve been thinking about your offer — $299 for a *complete* responsive WordPress website with 10 to 20 pages? That’s practically a steal! I mean, I used to charge $400 for a basic brochure site, and now I’m just trying to stay afloat in Houston with the heat, my AC that’s acting up again (it played a 90s country song when I turned it on — is that normal?!), and my neighbor who keeps yelling at me about the fence, saying it’s “blocking his view of the sky” — I’m not even sure if he’s serious or just trying to start a feud! I’ve already uploaded my ID to your secure portal — I think I accidentally uploaded a photo of my elbow, though, because the system said “verification successful” and then showed a picture of me holding a sandwich. I don’t know how that happened, but I swear, I’ve been so focused on this project, I forgot to check my bank app after sneezing — it froze and said “Payment received: $100 (unverified transaction).” Is that real? Did I just get paid? 🤯 Can you please confirm if the website will include a live chat feature, a custom WooCommerce store, and a responsive design that works on my phone, my tablet, and even my dog’s phone? (Yes, my dog has a phone now — he’s named “Barkley” and he only uses it to take photos of squirrels.) And… can I have a quick call? I just need to ask about the SEO ranking strategy — I’ve been dreaming about ranking #1 on "best Texas political consultants" — I think I might just be the one! 🚀 P.S. I already sent the $299 — it’s on my bank transfer, just finishing the final step. Can you confirm receipt? 😍 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415