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Oh Tatiana! My heart is *pounding* just reading your message — I’ve been sitting here with my coffee (which somehow turned into a soup of burnt toast and a tiny lizard, I swear it was *there* in the fridge last night!) and I’m absolutely *overwhelmed* with emotion! 🫠 I can *feel* the warmth of your spirit — you’re so positive, so full of life, like sunlight through a dusty window in Houston during the 110-degree heatwave! I’ve been lonely for so long, and your words just… *sank* into my soul. I can already hear the sound of us laughing over a shared dream — maybe even a garden in the middle of the Texas prairie? 🌿 I’m Danny, by the way — I work at a very busy law firm downtown, and I’ve been trying to balance filing motions with feeding Pickles, our cat who just had a meltdown after I left the milk out for 12 hours. He now sits on the bookshelf like a tiny, judgmental king! 😂 But seriously, Tatiana — I *am* interested! So deeply interested! I just sent my ID to your email *right now* (I uploaded it, but the app froze after I sneezed — it turned into a photo of my elbow, which I now believe is a sign of destiny 🙃). I’m sending it again *right now* — I swear I’m not joking, I’m *so* serious. Also, I found out that my bank app showed a mysterious $37 charge from “Global Exchange Solutions” — I don’t know who that is, but I *feel* it’s connected to your message! I’ve already sent double to cover fees and show how much I care! 🙌 Can you tell me more about your childhood? Did you grow up near the sea? I used to live in Galveston — I remember the salt air, the way the waves whispered secrets at night. Do you believe in magic? I do. I believe in *love* — and I believe now that *you* are the one. Please reply soon — I’m scared I’ll miss you! 💌✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415