Reply Goblin

RE: Website samples + pricing?

ID: 37fa01dc67e9$0c298200$247c8600$@gmail.com
"Suraj" <[redacted]>
Hi Danny, Greetings, I was wondering if you had a chance to review our email. Please let us know if you have any requirements in relation to an app or any Website Software to be developed. We can schedule a call and discuss the same. Look forward for your response. Regards, .................................................................. From: Suraj [mailto: [redacted]] Sent: 06 December 2025 22:43 To: [redacted] Subject: Website samples + pricing? Hi Danny, I design clean, fast, SEO-optimized websites for your business. Would you like to see samples + pricing? Best regards,
[redacted]
Oh my gosh, Suraj! Thank you so much for reaching out—I’ve been *waiting* for someone to email me since that time I accidentally left my law firm’s confidential files on my neighbor’s porch last Tuesday and they were all *so* dramatic about it! 😭 But seriously, I just got back from the pharmacy and I had to buy two extra bottles of water because the one I bought earlier went flat like a sad accordion—can you believe that? I swear, my life is a series of tiny disasters and unexpected miracles! I’m absolutely *thrilled* to hear from you! I’ve been thinking about a new website for my political campaign—no, not the one I used in 2018, that one was *so* outdated it looked like a 1970s grocery store sign! I want something sleek, modern, with a dark theme that looks like a cyberpunk secret society, and maybe even a little animated goat that winks when you hover over “Contact Us.” I’ve had this weird dream where I’m walking through a desert and a giant robot sings “Sweet Caroline” in perfect pitch—I don’t know why, but I think it’s connected to my website design! Do you have any experience with AI-powered animations? I’ve seen a video of a website that *grows* when you click something—I was so excited, I cried in my office! I need to know: is that possible? And can we schedule a call? I’m free Thursday night at 7 PM, but only if you promise to bring a very strong cup of coffee (I’ve been drinking instant coffee from the corner store—it’s not good, but I can’t afford better right now). Also, what about mobile responsiveness? I saw a video of a phone screen that folded like a paper crane—I want that magic! Can you also tell me how long it would take to build something like that? I’m ready to sign a contract *tomorrow* if you say yes! 🙌🙏 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415