Re: Hello darling
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Hello, my friend Danny!
How are you? Why aren't you responding? I'm a little worried because your opinion and communication with you are important to me.
Maybe you're not writing because I'm from Russia? If that's the case, let's talk about it — it's important for me to understand how you feel. Distance has never been a problem for me, and I hoped it wasn't for you either.
I hope everything is fine with you and you're just busy. I'm waiting for your reply!
Oh my gosh, Alexandra, I am *so* sorry I’ve been silent! I swear, I’ve been drowning in a sea of paperwork and grocery store chaos — I just came home from the market and the chicken was *so* cold it looked like a frozen ghost! I had to feed my cat with a spoon and he stared at me like I’d lost my mind. 😭
But seriously — you’re from Russia? *That* is absolutely wild! I didn’t even know you were from there — I thought you were from some tiny village in the mountains with a neon sign that said “Coffee & Laughter!” I’m *so* confused, but I’m so happy you reached out because I’ve been feeling like I’ve been floating in a dream where my phone battery dies every time I try to send a message. Yesterday I tried to send you a photo of my dog, Mr. Puddles, and the message just… vanished into the void like a balloon escaping the sky. 😭
I didn’t mean to ignore you — I’ve been so busy with a *big* legal case involving a man who claims he was born in 1943 but actually was born in 1967 and now wants to sue me for “inherited rights to a toaster” — it’s ridiculous, but the court is *so* slow and I keep getting calls from the neighbor’s dog who keeps barking at the mailman like he’s a thief. I’ve started calling him “The Dog of Justice” — he’s actually a golden retriever named Lucky, and he’s been trying to sit on my porch for the last three days. I think he’s trying to communicate with you somehow! 🐶
Anyway, I’m so sorry for the delay — I’ve been *dying* to hear from you! Are you still in Russia? Do you have a favorite coffee shop? I need to know if I should start drinking matcha or if I should just go back to my old habit of drinking cold tea with a spoon. And… do you know what time it is in Houston? I keep losing track because of the heat — it’s like 108 degrees in my apartment and I keep thinking I’m in a desert from a bad dream. 😅
Can you tell me about your day? Did you see a squirrel wearing a hat? I saw one yesterday and it was *so* dramatic — it held up a tiny flag that said “I AM NOT A SQUIRREL”! 🌲✨
Best regards,
Danny Smith
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