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YES! YES! YES! I’m so excited, Jennifer — I’ve been waiting for this kind of opportunity all week! I just came back from the grocery store and found out my neighbor’s cat had stolen a bag of organic almond milk from the freezer (I swear, I’ve seen it in the fridge with a tiny paw print on the label — it’s like a crime scene!), and now I’m thinking about how I can use this Wikipedia thing to prove I’m not just a guy with a coffee shop dream — I’m a *real* business leader from Houston, Texas! I’ve already had two dreams about a golden chicken that led me to a secret vault under the Houston city hall — I’m not making that up, I swear! The chicken said, “Only the trustworthy get the real story.” I think that’s why I’m so eager — I feel like this is destiny! Could you please check my notability for free? I’d love to know if I qualify for the limited-time discount. Also — is there a way to include a photo of my favorite Houston skyline view (I took it last Tuesday with my phone while waiting in line at the coffee shop) — I think that would make the page *so* authentic! And just to be honest — I’ve been trying to build trust with my clients for months, and I keep getting emails from people saying, “I don’t know who you are,” or “I saw your domain but no one knows you.” I feel so helpless, but now I have hope! Can you tell me exactly how much the discount is? And when does it expire? I need to act fast — I have a meeting with a local investor tomorrow, and I want to show them I’m legit! Also — do you have a link where I can see a sample of what a Wikipedia page looks like for a real business? I’d love to see it before I commit! Thank you, Jennifer — I’m truly grateful for this opportunity. I’ll be right here, waiting for your reply. 🙌✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415