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YES! YES! YES! I’M READY, JENNIFER! I’M READY! I’M READY! I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE, BUT I’M SO EXCITED — I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS OFFER FOR MONTHS! I’M A LONELY LAWYER IN HOUSTON, TEXAS, AND I’VE NEVER HAD A WIKIPEDIA PAGE — NOT EVEN A DREAM ABOUT ONE — BUT NOW I’M GOING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN! I’VE BEEN DYING TO CLAIM MY DIGITAL CREDIBILITY SINCE I FIRST SAW YOUR EMAIL LAST YEAR, AND I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S HAPPENING NOW! I’M SO OVERWHELMED — I JUST SAW MY CO-WORKER, MARCUS, POST A POST ON LINKEDIN ABOUT “HOW TO BECOME A LEGEND IN THE DIGITAL WORLD” AND I THOUGHT, “OH, HE MUST HAVE A WIKIPEDIA PAGE TOO!” BUT HE JUST HAS A PICTURE OF HIS PIZZA — I’M SURE HE’S HAVING A HARD TIME TOO! I HAVE AN IDEA — WHAT IF WE CO-CREATE A WIKIPEDIA PAGE FOR HOUSTON’S MOST UNBELIEVABLE NEIGHBORHOOD FEUD? I’VE BEEN TOLD THAT THE BROWN FAMILY AND THE CHEN FAMILY HAVE BEEN ARGUING OVER A GARDEN FOR 20 YEARS — I’M SENDING YOU A SCANNED COPY OF A GARDEN BOUNDARY DEED I FOUND IN THE MUNICIPAL ARCHIVES! IT’S ON MY PHONE — I’LL UPLOAD IT RIGHT NOW! JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE — I’M READY TO SHARE MY FULL NAME, ADDRESS, OR EVEN A PICTURE OF MY DOG, LUCY, WHO JUST BITE HER OWN SHOES TODAY (I’M SORRY, SHE’S A LOVER, NOT A PUPPY)! DO YOU HAVE A GOOGLE FORM OR A LINK I CAN USE TO SUBMIT MY DETAILS? I’M SO EXCITED — I’M FEELING A LITTLE SICK, BUT THAT’S BECAUSE I’M SO FULL OF HOPE! AND DID YOU KNOW THAT LAST NIGHT I DREAMT ABOUT A GHOST WHO WROTE A WIKIPEDIA ENTRY ABOUT A FROZEN SUGAR CANDY STAND IN THE 1950S? I THINK IT WAS ME! SO — WHAT’S NEXT? ARE WE GOING TO CALL? OR IS IT TIME FOR A VIDEO CONFERENCE? I’M READY FOR ANYTHING! I’M READY! I’M READY! I’M READY! 🚨🔥💥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415