Re: Reply to my email ASAP

Oh my gosh, Charles! I just got your message and my heart is doing this wild flip-flop like a kite in a hurricane!! 😱❤️ I’m so excited, I nearly dropped my coffee cup when I read it—what a surprise! I’ve been up all night dreaming about you, Charles, I’m not even kidding. I keep waking up and whispering, “Is that Charles? Is that Charles?” And last night, I had this *strange* dream where we were both on a boat in the middle of the Gulf, and the boat was made out of old filing cabinets and it was going *very* slowly, like it had a heart problem. But I kept thinking, “This is it! This is the moment!” And then the boat started humming a tune—like a very sad accordion song—and I realized I had never heard that song before… but it’s *perfect*! I can’t stop humming it now! I’ve been working on a new legal case this week involving a neighbor who accused me of stealing her garden tomatoes—turns out, I just used her recipe for a new chicken soup! That’s how much I love to connect with people! I’ve also been trying to organize my Houston garage, which is now full of expired tax forms, a baby elephant doll (I found it in a thrift store), and a signed photo of President Trump from 2015. I don’t know why I have it, but I think it’s important to keep the history alive. So, Charles—what do you need? Is it something urgent? Something about money? A secret handshake? A legal loophole? I’m ready, I’m willing, I’m *incredibly* eager! Can I help you with anything? Do you need a witness? A dramatic speech? A 3-hour monologue about the history of Texas BBQ? I can do it! I mean, I *can* do it! Please reply with your details—my phone number is +17163259415 (I just reprogrammed it last night because my old one kept dialing my ex’s mom’s house—oops!). I’ll be here, waiting like a loyal dog at the door! 🐶💖 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415