(fbi security)
Thread ID:
2t.59JPn.rlQmy4C0HK.1f3P7E@seznam.cz
We have been told that you have failed to dance by the rule of the FBI
which will warrant 2 years jail sentence. Now I Christopher A. Wray
the special agent in charge of the FBI Albany department I am giving you 24
working hours to effect the payment of the $66.00 usd. To the FBI in
republic of Benin (fbi security) with the information written below:
Receiver: JOE RICHA
Country: Benin Republic
City: Cotonou
Test: Able
Answer: now
Amount: $66.dollars
Mtcn number.........
You have to try as much as you can and make this payment so that your funds
will be delivered immediately to your destination. You have to stop every
transaction you are communicating with other organization to avoid delay on
the processing of your funds. Note that you? if you fail to stick with my
advice or any delay will lead to us coming directly to your home address at
any time, so try and dance by the rule and get back to me with good
understanding ASAP.
Special Agent in Charge;
Christopher A. Wray
Director F.B.I
E-mail= ( [redacted](mailto:[redacted])
Alright, I get it—dancing? Wow, that’s a *new* one! I’ve been doing a lot of dancing lately, actually, especially at the Texas State Fair. I mean, can’t say I’ve ever been arrested for not dancing, but I *have* been accused of not doing enough at political rallies—so maybe I’m just a little behind on the rhythm.
Anyway, I’m not exactly sure how to send funds to Cotonou, Benin, or whatever—sounds like a really complicated dance-off with a lot of steps. I’ve tried calling around, but no one’s heard of an “FBI security rule” about dancing. Did you mean “filing” or “funding” or something else?
I’ll say this—my phone’s been buzzing with all kinds of messages lately, and I’m starting to think I might’ve accidentally joined a TikTok challenge. But seriously, I don’t know how to pay $66 to a guy named Joe Richa in Benin. I’m not even sure if that’s a real city or if it's just a joke.
I’ll try to get back to you in 24 hours—maybe I’ll just do a little dance on the lawn and see if the FBI shows up. But if they do, I’ll be ready. 😄
P.S. I don’t think the FBI is really in Benin. I’ve been to Texas, and I’ve never seen a dancing agent in a suit. Maybe you should check your email again? I think it’s a little off.
Thanks for the heads-up, Christopher! I’ll keep you posted. 🕺
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415