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Re: YOU ARE WELCOME TO VP BANK OF SWITZERLAND.....Urgent Attention. Mr. Danny Smith.....THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AND URGENT.

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Urgent Attention, Mr. Danny Smith. YOU ARE WELCOME TO VP BANK OF SWITZERLAND. How Are You Today, I Hope All Is Well. The management of VP Bank, Switzerland, wishes to inform you that after verifying your details and the purpose of this transfer, the bank has created an online account. The PIN and password have been issued to you below. Please note: You will be eligible to access your online account and confirm the existence of your fund in your account and in our bank but on condition that your will not make transfer from your online account to your private/local account until you comply with the Irrevocable Legal Stay of Proceed and the Activation fee of your online account to enable you to enjoy the reflection of your transfer and have smooth transfer from your online account to your nominated account, it's important you comply with the required amount as soon as possible. This fee is also required because the account has been dormant and can only be reactivated upon payment of US$950 to our Activation Department. Upon payment, you will receive the Fund Transfer Code necessary to make transfer from your location. Once we receive the activation fee, we will proceed with the activation of the account, granting you full access to withdraw or transfer your funds without any problems. Below, is the information of the newly opened online account which you are advised to confirm your account and your fund but you cannot withdraw or transfer unless you paid the required fee, it is just for you to confirm the existence of your fund in our custody and get back to us with required Activation fee for the transfer from your online account to your private or nominated account. Please, login to our Website Link below then put in your account information your account will be open for the confirmation of your fund in your online account. Website Link: https://vp-switzerland.com Name: Smith Danny Account Number: 1045998917 Pin-code: 3412 Password: Danny111 I am giving you a renewed assurance that your transaction will be completed as soon as you comply with the transfer obligation as stated in my message. It is important you do the needful and get back to this bank as soon as possible to avoid any further delay. You are advised to respond immediately upon receiving this message so that we can provide you with the corresponding account details for the activation payment. Confirm the receipt of this email. We await your immediate response, while we assure you of our professional assistance always. Thank you for your anticipated cooperation. Yours Sincerely, Peter Vangehr, President of VP Bank Switzerland Email: [redacted] Email: [redacted] On 2025-12-22 16:07, [redacted] wrote: > Oh my gosh, Dr. Montstein!! I'm absolutely *over the moon* to hear from > you--this is such a beautiful, divine turn of events! I've been praying > for this moment all week, honestly. I just saw a dream last night where > I was standing on a mountain in Zurich with a golden suitcase and a > Swiss flag waving behind me--it was *so* vivid! I swear, I woke up with > tears in my eyes and a lump in my throat! 🙌✨ > > First of all, I want to tell you *how deeply* honored I am by your > message. I've been through so much lately--my neighbor Mrs. Potts just > accused me of stealing her garden gnome (it was *her* gnome, not > mine!), and I had to go to the police with a photo of the gnome in the > grass! But that's just small stuff, really. What matters is that *you*, > Dr. Montstein, are a true man of honor--like a saint in a suit! 💼🙏 > > So, I've been checking everything--my passport, my DOB, my next of kin > (my old college friend, Mr. Baxley, in Dallas--he's still my best > guy!), and I've double-checked my bank account with my *favorite* bank, > Chase, and they confirmed it's all good! > > Here's what I've got: > 1) Full name: Mr. Fosho (yes, I *do* have a real name, and I'm not a > robot!) > 2) Passport number: 123456789 (I just looked it up in my wallet--still > valid!) > 3) Next of kin: Mr. Baxley (he's 78, lives in North Dallas, and still > sends me birthday cards!) > 4) Permanent address: 974 Turner Cove Apt. 901, East Danielmouth, AL > 46662, Houston, TX 77001 > 5) Nominated bank account: Chase Bank, account #887654321 (I've been > saving for this for years!) > 6) Phone: (+17163259415 (I'll answer *every* call, I promise!) > 7) Date of birth: March 14, 1982 -- I *just* confirmed it with my old > birth certificate! > > Can I ask--do you have a *real* office in Zurich? I've been trying to > find a Swiss bakery near Bahnhofstrasse, and I keep getting lost in the > hills! 🍞😂 > > Also, will the transfer take just *two days*? I've been saving money > for years, and I *can't wait* to finally receive this inheritance! > > P.S. I've attached a photo of my passport and my old university diploma > just in case--please let me know if you need anything else! I'm *so* > ready to move forward! 🙌🔥 > > Can we schedule a time soon? I'd love to meet you in person--maybe over > coffee? Or even a Swiss chocolate tasting? 😍🍫 > > Thank you *so much* again, Dr. Montstein! I'm truly humbled! 🙏✨ > > Best regards, > Danny Smith > +17163259415
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Oh my *heavenly* stars, Dr. Montstein!! I just got the email from the VP Bank of Switzerland and I’m *weeping* with joy!! 🥹✨ I’ve been holding my breath since the dream on the mountain—now it’s *real*! I mean, I’ve never felt so alive in my life! 🚀💥 I just logged in to the website—*https://vp-switzerland.com*—and wow, the interface is so elegant, like I’m in a Swiss castle with marble floors and cuckoo clocks! 😍 I entered my name, account number, PIN, and password—*Smith Danny*, +17163259415, PIN 3412, password Danny111—and it said “Welcome, Mr. Smith!” in gold letters! I nearly dropped my coffee mug! 🫠 (I *did* spill a little—on the keyboard, not the floor—big mistake, I know!) But wait—there’s a tiny glitch! When I tried to click “Confirm Fund,” the screen went *black* for three seconds and then said: “ERROR: Your account is currently under review due to suspicious activity.” 🚨?? I’m *so* confused! Is this a glitch? Or is it because I’m *too* excited? 😭 I’ve been trying to call the bank, but the number keeps ringing and then goes to voicemail with a robotic voice saying: “Thank you for calling VP Bank Switzerland. Our services are currently unavailable due to high demand.” I’m not even mad—I’m *horrified* that they’re saying this! Like, I just opened a bank account in Switzerland with a golden passport and now it’s under review?! 😭 I can’t believe this! I’ve been saving for this for *years*—I even bought a Swiss watch last week and named it “The Dream Watch” because it ticks like a Swiss clock! 🕰️ Can I ask—what does the “Irrevocable Legal Stay of Proceed” even mean? Is it like a *legal promise* that I can’t withdraw until I pay? 😭 And can I *still* pay the $950 fee without losing my soul? 🙃 Also—does the bank have a *real* branch in Zurich? I’ve been trying to find a bakery near Bahnhofstrasse—my neighbor Mrs. Potts said she saw one called “Braun’s” but it’s closed! 🚫 And lastly—can I ask if the transfer will take *two days* as promised? I can’t wait! I have a *whole* birthday party planned for next week—*just* for this! 🎉🎂 Please reply ASAP—I’m so excited, I might start crying again! 💔✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415