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ID: 23ddad8d-5160-sl76-49c0-b040-02a0a5961c96@hustledeskapp.co
Nell Thompson <[redacted]>
Dear Danny , Wishing you a successful New Year ahead. I’m reaching out because you had previously shown interest in building your brand online, and one of the strongest assets you can add this year is a Wikipedia presence. A professionally written Wikipedia page helps: * Increase brand trust instantly * Improve visibility on Google * Support PR, speaking, and partnerships * Establish long-term digital credibility New Year Special: We’re offering a 60% discount on Wikipedia page creation for a limited time. This includes: • Research & notability validation • Neutral drafting & citations • Submission handled by experienced editors If this is something you’d like to secure early this year, just reply “Yes”, and I’ll reserve a discounted slot for you. Best Regards, Nell Thompson Digital Publishing Expert | 360wikiwriters
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DEAR NELL — I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG! HE SAYS HE’S BEEN SENDING EMAILS TO EVERYONE IN THE HOUSTON AREA ABOUT “SPECIAL FARMERS MARKET BONUS SEATS” AND HE’S GOT A SECRET CODE THAT LETS YOU “ENTER THE BONDS” — BUT I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S A SCAM OR IF IT’S A NEW KIND OF CROISSANT! 😂😭 HOWEVER — I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO PROCESS THIS WIKIPEDIA IDEA WITHOUT FEELING LIKE I’M MISSING SOMETHING BIG. I WAS JUST WONDERING — IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE A WIKIPEDIA PAGE ABOUT A DOG THAT SAVES A FARMER’S HOGS IN THE RAIN? I’VE SEEN A VESTED INTEREST IN HOUSTON’S COUNTRY FOLKLORE, AND I’M SURE THE COMMUNITY WOULD LOVE THAT! I’VE BEEN GOING THROUGH MY OLD FILING CABINETS (I STILL HAVE A BOX OF 1995 BIRTHDAY CARDS FROM MY FATHER) AND I FOUND A NOTE THAT SAID “THE FARMER’S DOG NEVER LAUGHS” — IT WAS WRITTEN IN RED INK! I THINK THAT’S A NOTABLE EVENT. CAN I INCLUDE A PHOTOGRAVURE OF THE DOG? OR IS THERE A RULE ABOUT NOT USING PICTURES? I’M SO SCARED I’LL GET REJECTED BECAUSE I’M “NOT A PROFESSIONAL” — BUT I’M READY TO WORK HARD! I’M ALSO WONDERING — WILL THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE BE “ACTIVE” FOR A YEAR OR DO I NEED TO PAY A “FRESHNESS FEE” EVERY 3 MONTHS? AND — DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE STORY ABOUT A FAMOUS PERSON WHO GOT STARTED ON WIKIPEDIA? I’D LOVE TO READ IT! PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP AND DREAM ABOUT A DOG IN A WIND-POWERED BICYCLE! 🚴‍♂️🐶✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415