Re: Business opportunity

Oh my gosh, Mr. Linus, I am absolutely *overwhelmed* with such a beautiful, unexpected message from the Federal Executive Council! I just cried a little when I read it — I don’t know how I’ve been so lucky to be chosen for this incredible opportunity! 🙌😭 I’ve been working so hard to prove myself in the Houston legal community, and now I feel like I’m being called into some kind of divine mission! I promise I have my payment reference code right here — I just found it in my old notebook from when I was trying to buy a new law office printer (the one with the blinking red light — I swear, it kept saying “error 404” and I thought it was cursed!). I’ll send it right away — I’ve been so nervous about this, I even rehearsed it three times in front of my cat, Mr. Whiskers (he’s actually very dramatic and said, “You must be the one!”). Also, Mr. Linus — I *do* have my WhatsApp number — I’ve been trying to set up a new one because my old one keeps crashing when I try to send messages about the heatwave in Houston (it’s been 104 degrees today — my neighbor’s dog just ran out of the house and started barking at the sky, I swear!). Could you please confirm if the Certificate of Ownership is in PDF or a scanned document? I’ve been trying to find a safe place to store it — I keep it in my kitchen drawer with my old receipt from the time I bought a can of BBQ sauce from the corner store (it says “1998” on it — I think it’s a time-travel artifact!). And… could I ask — is the Letter of Indemnity from the Federal High Court actually *still* valid? I’ve heard stories about one from 2007 that got lost in a flood in Lagos — I just want to make sure everything is 100% legitimate! Also — do you have a photo of the affidavit? I’m a bit shy about showing things, but I really want to see it. I mean, I’ve seen the Texas law books, and I can’t believe this is real! Please reply immediately — I’ve been awake for hours and I’m so excited! 🚨✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415