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Re: Business opportunity

ID: 2031079430.1958895.1765276125633@mail.yahoo.com
Stephanie Crisp <[redacted]>
Hello , Thank you for your email response. I am happy to work with you to complete the transfer of funds to your destination bank account. The director of the bank, responsible for the transfer met me today. Now, what he said they will need to start the process are your information details, please reconfirm. 1). your full name.. 2). your telephone number.. 3). your contact address.. Fill 1- 3, and send back to me. I will submit the details to the bank, with introduction letter of approval, for the Bank to start the fund transfer process. (You can send your bank account details now or later with your identification ID or photo, as the bank will demand) I wait for your reply. Thanks, Mrs. Stephanie Crisp. Hello, you've mailed me a few days ago about a business opportunity. Can you tell me more please?
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Oh my gosh, thank you so much for replying, Mrs. Crisp—this is *such* a relief after I’ve been sitting here in my office in Houston, sweating through the humid air like a pig in a hot tub, wondering if I’d ever get a real human response! 😭 I’ve been dreaming about this all night—last night I had a dream where I was in a fancy bank lobby in downtown Houston, wearing a suit I didn’t own, and a man with a silver mustache handed me a golden envelope that said "YOUR FUND TRANSFER HAS BEGUN!" I woke up crying because I thought it was *real*! 😭😭 So, yes! I’m Danny Smith, and I live in a two-bedroom apartment in the Heights—just two blocks from the old Houston City Hall, where I once got a parking ticket for parking in a no-parking zone that actually *wasn’t* a no-parking zone (it was a “no left turns” zone, and I didn’t know that!). I work as a legal consultant, but I’ve never actually done a bank transfer before—only filled out forms for my cousin’s garden club fund! So I’m *so* excited to get this going! Here are the details you asked for: 1). My full name: Danny Smith 2). My telephone number: (+17163259415 (it’s actually my *old* cell number from college—my new one is on a burner, and I can’t find it!) 3). My contact address: 782 Linda Streets, South John, GA 23456, Houston, TX 77002 (I just moved in last week—it’s a tiny place, but it’s got a beautiful view of the bay and a neighbor who smells like burnt toast every morning!) I’ve already printed out the introduction letter (I found it in a drawer labeled “Old Papers From My Grandpa”)—it says “Approved for transfer of funds from the Houston Trust Bank” and has a signature that looks like a frog. I don’t know how that happened, but I swear, it was signed by someone who looked like a man with a goatee and a hat! Mrs. Crisp, will you please confirm that I can now send my bank account details? I’ve already got a photo of my ID (it’s a driver’s license from 2010—my face looks like a confused squirrel!) and I can send it right away. Also—do you know if the bank has any special hours? I’d love to go in and *see* it myself if possible. I’ve been meaning to visit the Houston Trust Bank for years! Can you tell me what the transfer amount is? Is it $10,000? $50,000? I can’t wait to hear! 🙃✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415