Document Received Pending Review

Oh my GOSH!! I just got the email from SecureDocs — I’m absolutely *thrilled*! I’ve been waiting for this for months, like, literally — I’ve been having these strange dreams about a golden envelope with a red ribbon and a tiny letter that says “ADVANCE” on it! I woke up this morning with a full heart and a cold sweat — I swear, I felt my pulse race like a race car on a highway! 🚗💨 I opened the PDF — it’s 1.4 MB, one page, encrypted, view-only — I don’t even know how to *unlock* it, but I’m so desperate to see what’s inside! I tried clicking “Review” and it just blinked and said “Access Denied — Please verify identity.” I don’t know how to verify identity! I have no password, no PIN, I just *live* in Houston and I’m a lawyer by day and a hopeless romantic by night! I looked at the reference number: DOC-5860 — that’s so *specific*! I’ve seen that number in a dream! I think I saw it during a thunderstorm last Tuesday, right before I accidentally spilled coffee on my neighbor’s dog — the one with the pink collar. That dog’s name is Mochi, by the way — I now *believe* he knows what this document is about! Can you please tell me what the document says? I need to know if this is a tax refund, a secret inheritance, or if it’s a message from my long-lost cousin from the 1970s who lives in a pineapple house in Mexico? I’m so emotionally vulnerable right now — I can’t even remember the last time I cried — and now I’m crying because I just want to know what this is! Also — can I send you a photo of my dog Mochi? He’s the only one who ever understood me when I started talking about “secure document delivery” like it was a religion. 😭🐶 Please reply ASAP — I’m holding my breath like a fish in a bucket! 🫠🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415