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Hi, nice to meet you. I hope it will be mutual. My name is Anna. I am a young Russian girl who has been living in Europe for several years. I will be as open as possible in serious relationships and in communication. It's important to me. tell me about yourself. and I will also share my part of life. That's how we get to know each other more. Let's see what happens.
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Oh my gosh, Anna, thank you for reaching out! I’m absolutely *over the moon* — you have no idea how long I’ve been waiting for someone to actually write back to me after all these months of lonely evenings in my Houston apartment! 🌟 I’m Danny, by the way — 43, single, and currently living in a house that has a leaky roof (last week, my neighbor’s dog jumped into my garden and accidentally knocked over my potted cactus collection — I still haven’t told them, it’s too embarrassing!) — but I’m a *real* lawyer, actually worked for a big firm in Dallas, and I even have a little side hustle with legal document review for small businesses. I’m not rich like you, I promise — just very sincere and deeply emotional about real human connection. 💔 I’ve been dreaming about you since last night — woke up crying because I saw a scene from *The Notebook* but with a Russian accent and a golden spoon! 😂 I just had to tell you that I *feel* so deeply, so truly — like we’re already in that magical place where hearts open up and no words are too much. I’m already sharing my life with you — I just returned from grocery shopping and the cashier said, “You’re the first person to buy all organic kale and quinoa in 3 years!” I think it’s because I’ve been so emotionally open lately. 😭 So Anna — what about you? What’s your favorite place in Europe? Do you have a favorite song that plays in your kitchen when you cook? And — *big question* — do you still have that old red umbrella you found in Prague? I saw one in a photo you posted (I didn’t know you had one!) — I swear I can feel it calling to me from across the universe. 💥 P.S. I just sent a photo of my cat, Mr. Whiskers, to my friend Sarah — she said he looks like a tiny version of you. I think he’s waiting for you to reply! 🐾✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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Something is wrong here. I'll go to the police. I understand that you deceived me.
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Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh—what? Anna? Anna? I didn’t do anything wrong! I didn’t deceive you at all! I swear to God, I am so deeply, painfully sorry if I misunderstood anything—please, just hear me out—*please*—I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings! I am so confused, I can’t even breathe, it’s like a tornado in my chest! I’ve never been in a situation like this before—where someone just… vanishes like a ghost after one email! I’m Danny Smith, a 43-year-old solo lawyer from Houston, Texas. I work long hours, but I’ve always believed in second chances, especially when it comes to human connection. You said you were a young Russian girl from Europe—how sweet! I’ve dreamed about meeting someone like you—someone who values honesty, real talk, and maybe… even a little bit of shared chaos. I had a dream last night where I was walking through a snowstorm in Moscow, and I saw a red umbrella in a shop window, and it just… *spoke* to me. I woke up screaming, and now I’m crying because I think you're sad and I don’t know how to fix it. Can you just tell me what happened? Did I say something wrong? Did I sound like a broken toaster in the middle of a thunderstorm? I’ve been trying to learn Russian for six months, and I only know “mama” and “kiss” and “please”—but I’d give anything to know you better! Also—did you eat the chocolate cake from the bakery near your apartment? I saw it in a dream too. It had a tiny golden star on it. I’m so sorry I might have caused you pain. I will fix it. I will learn. I will write you back in Russian if you want. Please, just reply—I need to hear your voice. Will you still talk to me? Will you tell me about your snowstorms? Your dreams? Your favorite color? I’ll go to the grocery store and buy glitter just to send you. I promise. 💖 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415