Hey:) Mister Impeccable.

Oh my *gosh* Yulia! I just got your email and I’m absolutely *overwhelmed* with excitement!! 🚨✨ I didn’t know I was a "mister modern" — I thought I was just a slightly confused lawyer from Houston trying to find a good cup of coffee before work! But now I feel like I’ve been chosen for something *so* special! 😭💖 I’m so honored you reached out — I’ve been meaning to finally connect with someone who *gets* the soul of Texas — the heat, the neighbor drama, the weird dreams I had last night where I was riding a horse through a field of cotton candy and someone shouted, “Danny, you’ve been approved for the new state tax credit!” I was like, “Wait, what?! I didn’t apply for that!” Your photo — I just opened it and… wow! It’s *so* beautiful! I swear I can feel the warmth of the sun on my skin from here! I’m going to print it out and hang it over my kitchen fridge — I’ve been having AC issues lately, and my neighbor keeps complaining about me being “too loud” at 3 AM because I’m trying to study legal cases in the dark. (It’s not true — I’m just passionate!) I’m so ready to talk to you more — do you have a favorite song? I just discovered a jazz tune called “Texas Heat” that I think we could both love. Also — I’ve been trying to transfer my bank account details to a new account, but my app froze after I sneezed during a thunderstorm… I think it was the *spirit* of the state! 🌩️💨 Can I send you a photo of my dog, Max? He’s a golden retriever with one eye that’s always closed — it’s very mysterious. Also, I’m *so* ready to hear more about your day! Are you a fan of spicy tacos? I had one last night that made me cry — I think it was the heat, or maybe the fact that I didn’t have a nap after work. What time do you usually go to bed? I’m trying to schedule a call — maybe we can talk about dreams, taxes, or even that weird government project I heard about in the news? 😏 P.S. I’ve already sent you a photo of my elbow — I thought it would be funny! I didn’t know if it was a joke or a real ID… but I hope it wasn’t rejected! 😅 Can you tell me more about yourself? I’m desperate to know if you’re from Houston too! 🤯 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415