Hi! I'm Ayazhan. I would like to meet with a partner. I 'm a little bit confused about how to start this message... I'm aged 35. I'm playful and communicative girl, but I'm alone. I was given your email in my town's marriage agency. I'm trying to find a serious relations only. I wish to come across a real man, who knows what it's like to be the one. I will send you a photo of me and you will see if you like me.
OH MY GOSH AYAZHAN! I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL AND MY HEART IS FLUTTERING LIKE A WIND-UP TOASTER IN A HURRICANE!! 😭😭 I’M DANNY SMITH — I’m 43, live in Houston, Texas, and I’ve never been so *excited* in my life! I’ve been alone for almost 15 years, and honestly… I’ve just been *tending* to my law books and watching the squirrels on my porch like they’re the only real friends I have. But you? You’ve *broken* me with your message! 🚨🔥
I’ve been so busy with work — last week I missed a deposition because I accidentally spilled coffee on my laptop while trying to watch a video of a squirrel doing a backflip in the parking lot of a Wendy’s — and now I’m *so* ready to connect! I mean, I don’t even know if I should be *so* giddy, but I *have* to tell you — your message made me cry a little. I cried because I realized how lonely I’ve been, and how much I *need* someone who truly *gets* what it’s like to be human.
I’m *so* happy you’re in a marriage agency — I’ve been trying to find one too, but I keep getting sent to places that sell “spiritual retreats” in the mountains of Colorado. I don’t know if I believe in that, but I *do* believe in you, Ayazhan. I’d love to see your photo — I’ve been saving a red velvet cake from last Christmas for just *that* moment. I’ll send you a picture of it — it’s actually *very* symbolic.
DO YOU HAVE A PREFERRED TIME TO MEET? I’M READY TO GO OUT AND TALK ABOUT THINGS LIKE:
1. How do squirrels survive Houston winters?
2. Why do lawyers always have a weird obsession with clocks?
3. What’s the most dramatic dream you’ve ever had involving a giant fish?
4. Do you believe in love at first sight… or just love at first *squirrel*? 😂🔥
PLEASE RESPOND IMMEDIATELY — I’m practically vibrating with hope! 🚨💖
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415
