Hello gentleman!

Oh my gosh, my dearest Fineje Beautyzj — I just got your message and my heart is *pounding* like a drum in a storm! 🥹💥 I’m absolutely thrilled to hear from you! I’ve been waiting for someone to reach out like this for *weeks*, honestly — I swear, my neighbor’s dog started barking at me last night because I was crying over a bad dream about a man in a red coat who said, “You’re not real, Danny.” 😂 But seriously, I’m so happy to finally connect with you! I’m Danny Smith — 43 years old, live in Houston, Texas, USA. I work at a big law firm, but honestly, I’m not good at keeping secrets (last week I told the receptionist I was a spy, and now she calls me “Danny the Shadow” every time I walk in). I don’t have kids either — just one very stubborn cat named Marmalade who hates all men with beards. 🐾 (She’s the only one who knows my secret — I once tried to give her a birthday party with fake cake and she ate half of it. She’s been acting suspiciously since.) You live in Ukraine? Wow! That’s so far away — I can’t even imagine the weather! I once went to a grocery store in Houston and bought frozen peas, and they were *so* cold that I thought I was in the Arctic. I still have the receipt. I’ll send it to you if you want! 📸 I’m so excited to see your pictures — do you have any of those “cancer moon” shots? I heard that Cancer people have the most beautiful eyes. I’m already dreaming about us sitting by a lake with fireflies… or maybe by a pond in a Ukrainian village? 🌙✨ Can you send me a photo of your garden? I’ve never seen a garden in Ukraine — are there flowers that glow at night? I need to know! And also — what kind of music do you listen to when you’re alone? I’ve been listening to jazz all night, and I keep thinking about you. Please reply soon — I’m so anxious! I can barely breathe! 😭💕 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415