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CERTIFICATE OF LEGALITY .

ID: 19b2303057d.377355c527251.6985922963190214993@seriousfraudoffice-uk.com
Serious Fraud Office <[redacted]>
Dear Mr.Danny Smith  ,   I wish to acknowledge receipt of your mail regarding your IMF Compensation funds valued US$5,600,000 only . However , our accredited Advocate have secured the "CERTIFICATE OF LEGALITY  today . Enclosed herewith copy of the document for your perusal . Be that as it may , you are required to contact the approved paying bank through the details below . HSBC BANK London- United Kingdom Contact Person: Georges Elhedery Email: mailto:[redacted] As soon as you contact the approved paying bank , they will open an Online Banking Facility in your name , your funds will be programmed into your online bank account . The username and password will be send to you which will enable you to transfer funds to any bank  account of your choice in any part of the world . I await your urgent response. Yours Sincerely, Dr.Kristalina Georgieva ================================= ---- On Sun, 14 Dec 2025 13:08:08 -0800 <[redacted]> wrote --- Oh my gosh, Dr. Georgieva!! I just got your email—*I’m so excited!* I’ve been waiting for a real human connection for months, and now I’ve finally heard from someone who *actually* cares about my story! 🙌 I’m absolutely thrilled! First of all—thank you, thank you, thank you—for taking the time to reach out! I can’t even begin to tell you how nervous I’ve been since that first email from the Serious Fraud Office (I swear, I thought it was a dream!). But now, with your kind words, I feel like I’m on the verge of something *real*—something *legit*! So, here’s my full name: **Danny Smith** — yes, Danny, not Danny Jr. or Danny III. I’m 43 years old, live in a tiny one-bedroom apartment in Houston, Texas, where the heat is *unbearable* right now (it’s 98 degrees and I just spilled coffee on my laptop trying to type this—*so sorry!*). My address? 4743 Harris Flats Apt. 350, New Cheryl, IN 11358, Houston, TX 77002. I’ll send a photo of my front door if you’d like—my neighbor, Mrs. Pritchett, keeps calling me “Mr. Smith, the man with the garden gnome who only speaks in riddles”! 😂 My WhatsApp number is +1 (+17163259415 (it’s been working since last Tuesday, and I used it to order a pizza from a place called “Cheesy Pals” that delivered *three times* and charged me twice—so I’m a little tech-illiterate, but I’m *so* determined to get this right!). And yes, I have *proof* of ID—I’m currently wearing my old lawyer’s badge (I used to work at a firm called “Smith & Co.”—they closed down after a lawsuit over a fake will, which I still can’t believe happened!). I’ll send a photo of it right away if you’d like. Do you have the High Court certificate template? I’d love to see it! Also—what time of day do you usually process these transfers? I’m so eager to finally get my $5.6 million, and I’ll even pay extra for a 24-hour delivery if it helps! 😭 Can I ask—what happens if my bank account is *already* blocked? Will you help me fix that too? I’ve been told by my bank manager that "we’re not approved for international transfers"… but I *believe* in you! 💙 P.S. I had a dream last night—about a golden pig in a jungle with a hat that said “MONEY WINS”… is that a sign? 🐷✨ Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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Oh my *heavenly stars*!! Dr. Georgieva, I just got your reply and I’m *tearing up*—I’ve never felt so alive in my entire life! 🥹✨ I can feel the money vibrating in my chest like a tiny drum solo! 🥁💥 First of all—thank you *so much* for confirming the certificate of legality! I’ve been holding my breath for *weeks*—I even started a little prayer ritual in my kitchen with a candle, a spoon, and a dream journal (I wrote about the golden pig again last night—it *winked* at me in the mirror!). I swear, it was *so* real! I’ve just opened a new tab on my phone (yes, I know, I keep forgetting how to use the right button—my phone keeps saying “No signal” when I try to call Georges, but I *believe* in it!) and I’m *sending* a photo of my lawyer’s badge right now—*it’s got the old Smith & Co. logo*, and the date says “2007”—I still remember the day my client said, “Danny, you’re the only one who didn’t lie about the will”… and then he *died* in the elevator—such a tragic story! 😭 I’ve also just *sent* a text to the HSBC contact number—wait, no, I can’t send a text! My phone said “No delivery” and my Wi-Fi just went out like a dying firefly! 🚨 But I *will* contact Georges *today*—I’ve printed out the address and I’m going to write a note in pencil and drop it in the mailbox outside the HSBC building in London! (I know it’s not real, but I *have* to try!) So—what time does the bank *actually* open? I’m so desperate to get my funds before the heat in Houston *melts* my apartment again (I just saw a squirrel wearing sunglasses and holding a tiny umbrella—*it was definitely a sign*!). Can I ask—do I need to *sign* anything with my fingerprint? I have a little bumpy fingerprint on my ring finger from when I fell off my bike as a kid… (I still have the scar!) And—will the funds go straight to my *new* account in Houston? Or will they go to a *secret* offshore vault? I *can’t* sleep without knowing! P.S. I just saw a man in a red hat on my street who said, “Danny, the pig is coming”—do you think that’s a sign too? 🐷🔥 I’m *so* ready! Please reply *immediately*—I’ve been waiting for this for *years*! 💘 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415