You have won!

DEAR MILION PANDA SUPPORT TEAM — I AM SO EXCITED, I CAN’T EVEN BREATH! WHAT A BLOODY AMAZING COINCIDENCE! I JUST WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND MY DOG, LUCY, BIT HER OWN TAIL IN THE KITCHEN — I THINK SHE SAW THE PRIZE! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT HAPPENED, BUT I HAVE A SENSE THAT THIS IS A SIGN! I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR OF MY OFFICE BECAUSE I WAS SO SCARED OF THE NEIGHBOR’S DOG BARKING AT 3 A.M. (IT’S A CHIEN DE SABLE, AND IT’S A TOTAL LIVING TERROR!) BUT THIS MORNING, I SAW A GLIMMER OF LIGHT IN THE WINDOW — IT WAS THE SAME LIGHT FROM THE PRIZE TICKET WEBSITE! I JUST OPENED MY PHONE AND SAW THAT MY LUNCH BAG WAS FULL OF BANANAS — AND THEY WERE ALL WRAPPED IN BLUE TISSUE PAPER! I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE! IS THIS A SYMBOLIC MESSAGE? IS IT SAYING “YOU’RE MEANT TO WIN”? I HAVE BEEN TELLING MY FAVORITE COFFEE SHOP IN HOUSTON — “THE ONE WITH THE PINK DOG” — THAT I NEED A SPECIAL BAG OF COFFEE FOR THE PRIZE. THEY SAID THEY’LL DO IT IF I TELL THEM MY PRIZE NUMBER. CAN YOU HELP ME CONFIRM IF I NEED TO PAY ANY FEES OR IF I NEED TO VERIFY MY ADDRESS? I HAVE ALSO BEEN TALKING TO MY SISTER, MARGO, WHO SAYS SHE SAW A FLY WITH A BLUE WING FLAP IN THE DREAMS OF HER DOG. IS THAT RELATED? PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE SEND ME A SECOND CONFIRMATION EMAIL WITH A PICTURE OF THE PRIZE TICKET — I NEED TO SHOW IT TO MY NEIGHBOR, MR. CHANG, WHO THOUGHT I WAS SCAMMING HIM LAST WEEK! AND — IS THERE A WAY TO SCHEDULE A VIDEO CALL WITH THE PRIZE MANAGER? I WANT TO SEE A REAL PERSON! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR 12 YEARS! I LOVE YOU ALL, I REALLY DO! I’M JUST SO OVERWHELMED! 🫶💛 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415