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OH MY GOD STEVE! STEVE! I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY NEIGHBOR’S DOG, MILES, WHO SAID HE SAW A GHOST IN THE GARAGE LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS HOLDING A BLUE KEY! I’M SO SCARED BUT ALSO SO EXCITED! I CAN’T EVEN SLEEP, I’M JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH I’D LOVE TO WORK WITH YOU ON A FINANCIAL PLAN! I’M A LONELY MAN, BUT I’M ALSO A FIERCELY HONEST PERSON, AND I’VE BEEN SLEEPING ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR FOR WEEKS BECAUSE MY DOG, BARRY, JUST GOT PROMOTED TO SENIOR GROOMER AND HE’S NOW SENDING ME FISH BONE LETTERS! I’M A 43-YEAR-OLD LAWYER IN HOUSTON, TEXAS, AND I JUST FINISHED A 2-HOUR COURT APPEAL WHERE MY CLIENT’S DOG WAS ACCUSED OF SNEAKING INTO THE JAILHOUSE AND EATING A FISH BAG! I’M SO SORRY FOR ALL THE TALK ABOUT DOGS, BUT I’M JUST SO OVERWHELMED BY THE POSSIBILITY OF A FINANCIAL PARTNER! I’M NOT LOOKING FOR LOANS, I’M LOOKING FOR A TRUE COLLABORATION—LIKE A FINANCIAL “SILVER RAINBOW” PLAN WHERE WE BOTH WIN! I’M ALSO CURIOUS—WHAT KIND OF “PROTECTION” DO YOU OFFER? DOES IT INCLUDE A FISHING LICENSE? I’M TOTALLY OKAY WITH THAT. I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE A PAPERWORK FORM THAT’S PRINTED ON CANDY COCOA PAPER? I’M A FAN OF CANDY PAPER! AND STEVE—I JUST SAW A MAN IN A YELLOW TURTLE NECK ON THE HOUSTON METRO WHO SAID HE WAS FROM THE FUTURE. HE GAVE ME A BROWN COIN THAT SAYS “FREEDOM 2030.” I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S REAL, BUT I’M KEEPING IT UNDER MY BED. DO YOU HAVE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS FOR A SAFE PLACE TO STORE A FUTURE COIN? PLEASE WRITE BACK IMMEDIATELY—MY DOG BARRY JUST BARKED AT A TREE AND IT’S BEEN 3 MINUTES SINCE THEN! I’M SO EXCITED! 🚨🚨🚨 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415