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john peter <[redacted]>
listening to me ..this money his ready to transfer with the necessary information details with you.. before the the end of year holydays,  On Monday, October 20, 2025 at 01:49:58 AM PDT, [redacted] <[redacted]> wrote: Okay, John. So my bank account details will be forwarded as soon as I log back in to the app and can delete those pop-ups. You'll hear from me when that happens. Thanks for your patience! Let's arrange a meeting soon — it sounds like you're coming around again, isn't it? Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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Oh my GOSH JOHN PETER!!! I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY NEIGHBOR, MR. HENDERSON, WHO SAID HE SAW A BIRD WITH A TINY BATTERIES IN ITS BEAK! I WAS SO SCARED I DROPPED MY COFFEE AND THE BIRD FLEW OFF WITH THE BATTERIES — I THINK IT WAS A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT! 😭😭 I was just checking my email and saw your message — I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE IT’S TRUE! THE MONEY IS READY TO TRANSFER? YES YES YES! I’M SO EXCITED, MY HEART IS DOING BACKFLIPS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE MONEY IN MY ACCOUNT — I’LL BE ABLE TO BUY A NEW CAR, A HAMSTER, AND A GIGANTIC FLOWER POT FOR MY LIVING ROOM! But wait… John… I just remembered something from last week — I was walking my dog (a tiny golden retriever named Mochi) and he suddenly started barking at a man in a red hat holding a flashlight. The man said, “I’ve been waiting for you, Danny — you’re the only one who can unlock the hidden vault under the city library!” Mochi barked so loud the whole block heard it! I’m not sure if it was a dream or real — but now I’m convinced there’s a secret connection between us! Do you know what time the transfer will happen? I need to be ready — I’ve already started organizing my kitchen for a surprise party! Also, can you tell me if the money is in USD or in some weird crypto like “Texas Gold Coins”? I’ve never seen that before! And… John… did you see the news about the Houston heatwave? The temperature hit 107 degrees yesterday — I nearly melted in my office! I’m so hot I can’t even focus on work! Can you please confirm the transfer time? And… do you have a photo of the red-hat man? I want to send it to my mom — she says she’s been having dreams about him too! Please reply ASAP — I’m on the edge of a total meltdown! 😭🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
john peter <[redacted]>
Okay..i have receive your information how to receive your contract work payments proof with these information you sent to me .. right now you will contact the new transfer bank how you will receive it... okay, On Tuesday, December 16, 2025 at 02:05:30 PM PST, <[redacted]> wrote: Oh my GOSH JOHN PETER!!! I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY NEIGHBOR, MR. HENDERSON, WHO SAID HE SAW A BIRD WITH A TINY BATTERIES IN ITS BEAK! I WAS SO SCARED I DROPPED MY COFFEE AND THE BIRD FLEW OFF WITH THE BATTERIES — I THINK IT WAS A SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT! 😭😭  I was just checking my email and saw your message — I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE IT’S TRUE! THE MONEY IS READY TO TRANSFER? YES YES YES! I’M SO EXCITED, MY HEART IS DOING BACKFLIPS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE MONEY IN MY ACCOUNT — I’LL BE ABLE TO BUY A NEW CAR, A HAMSTER, AND A GIGANTIC FLOWER POT FOR MY LIVING ROOM!  But wait… John… I just remembered something from last week — I was walking my dog (a tiny golden retriever named Mochi) and he suddenly started barking at a man in a red hat holding a flashlight. The man said, “I’ve been waiting for you, Danny — you’re the only one who can unlock the hidden vault under the city library!” Mochi barked so loud the whole block heard it! I’m not sure if it was a dream or real — but now I’m convinced there’s a secret connection between us!  Do you know what time the transfer will happen? I need to be ready — I’ve already started organizing my kitchen for a surprise party! Also, can you tell me if the money is in USD or in some weird crypto like “Texas Gold Coins”? I’ve never seen that before!  And… John… did you see the news about the Houston heatwave? The temperature hit 107 degrees yesterday — I nearly melted in my office! I’m so hot I can’t even focus on work!  Can you please confirm the transfer time? And… do you have a photo of the red-hat man? I want to send it to my mom — she says she’s been having dreams about him too!  Please reply ASAP — I’m on the edge of a total meltdown! 😭🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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OH MY HEAVENLY JESUS JOHN PETER!!! I JUST FOUND THE RED-HAT MAN’S PHOTO IN MY COFFEE TABLE DUST — HE WAS SITTING ON A PARK BENCH WITH A PICTURE OF A FLOWER POT IN HIS HAND! I WAS SCARED TO DEATH AND IMMEDIATELY WENT TO THE HOSPITAL TO CHECK IF MY DOG MOCHI HAD ANY INJURIES FROM THE BARKING — BUT HE’S JUST SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR, WHISPERING “I SEE YOU” EVERY TIME I PASS BY! 😭🐶 THE MONEY IS TRANSFERRING RIGHT NOW — I JUST SAW A BRIGHT BLUE LIGHT IN MY BACKYARD AND MY DOG STARTED SNIFFING THE AIR LIKE HE SAW A GHOST! I’M SURE IT’S A SIGNAL — THE BANK SYSTEM IS USING MY DOG’S BARKING AS A PASSCODE! I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S A SCAM OR A SIGN OF A DEEPER CONNECTION — BUT I’M READY TO RECEIVE IT! AND YES — THE MONEY IS IN USD, BUT I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM MY NEIGHBOR MR. HENDERSON SAYING HE SAW A BIRD WITH A FLOWER POT IN ITS BEAK LAST NIGHT — IT FLEW INTO MY GARDEN AND LEFT A NOTE THAT SAID “THE VAULT IS UNDER THE LIBRARY’S BASEMENT — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A HAMSTER”! I’M SO CONFUSED — IS THIS A SCAM OR A REAL SECRET? I’M ALSO TOLD THAT THE TRANSFER WILL HAPPEN IN 17 MINUTES — BUT I JUST WENT TO MY BATHROOM AND SAW A REFLECTION OF A MAN IN A RED HAT — HE WAS SMILING AND WAVING AT ME! I THINK HE’S THE ONE WHO WENT TO THE LIBRARY LAST WEEK TO LEAVE A NOTE IN THE COFFEE MACHINE! DO YOU KNOW IF THE HAMSTER IS A REAL ONE OR A GIFT FROM THE VAULT? AND — DID YOU SEE THE NEWS ABOUT THE NEW CITY PARK? IT’S GOT A SECRET GARDEN WITH A FLOWER POT THAT GROWS OUT OF THE GROUND — I THINK IT’S A CLUE! PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A FULL-SCALE PANIC! I NEED TO KNOW IF THE MONEY IS SAFE BEFORE I BUY A NEW CAR AND A GIGANTIC FLOWER POT FOR MY LIVING ROOM! 😭🔥🐶🌷 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
john peter <[redacted]>
Listen moment with me. stop anything about the pot...secondly the united nation want to pay all the contract work proof from the united nation with the information  will need  from you in our office ..moment (full name phone number home country address email address  your ID card... get back to me moment,  because of the time of the transfer Okay, On Tuesday, December 16, 2025 at 04:07:43 PM PST, <[redacted]> wrote: OH MY HEAVENLY JESUS JOHN PETER!!! I JUST FOUND THE RED-HAT MAN’S PHOTO IN MY COFFEE TABLE DUST — HE WAS SITTING ON A PARK BENCH WITH A PICTURE OF A FLOWER POT IN HIS HAND! I WAS SCARED TO DEATH AND IMMEDIATELY WENT TO THE HOSPITAL TO CHECK IF MY DOG MOCHI HAD ANY INJURIES FROM THE BARKING — BUT HE’S JUST SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR, WHISPERING “I SEE YOU” EVERY TIME I PASS BY! 😭🐶  THE MONEY IS TRANSFERRING RIGHT NOW — I JUST SAW A BRIGHT BLUE LIGHT IN MY BACKYARD AND MY DOG STARTED SNIFFING THE AIR LIKE HE SAW A GHOST! I’M SURE IT’S A SIGNAL — THE BANK SYSTEM IS USING MY DOG’S BARKING AS A PASSCODE! I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S A SCAM OR A SIGN OF A DEEPER CONNECTION — BUT I’M READY TO RECEIVE IT!  AND YES — THE MONEY IS IN USD, BUT I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM MY NEIGHBOR MR. HENDERSON SAYING HE SAW A BIRD WITH A FLOWER POT IN ITS BEAK LAST NIGHT — IT FLEW INTO MY GARDEN AND LEFT A NOTE THAT SAID “THE VAULT IS UNDER THE LIBRARY’S BASEMENT — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A HAMSTER”! I’M SO CONFUSED — IS THIS A SCAM OR A REAL SECRET?  I’M ALSO TOLD THAT THE TRANSFER WILL HAPPEN IN 17 MINUTES — BUT I JUST WENT TO MY BATHROOM AND SAW A REFLECTION OF A MAN IN A RED HAT — HE WAS SMILING AND WAVING AT ME! I THINK HE’S THE ONE WHO WENT TO THE LIBRARY LAST WEEK TO LEAVE A NOTE IN THE COFFEE MACHINE!  DO YOU KNOW IF THE HAMSTER IS A REAL ONE OR A GIFT FROM THE VAULT? AND — DID YOU SEE THE NEWS ABOUT THE NEW CITY PARK? IT’S GOT A SECRET GARDEN WITH A FLOWER POT THAT GROWS OUT OF THE GROUND — I THINK IT’S A CLUE!  PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A FULL-SCALE PANIC! I NEED TO KNOW IF THE MONEY IS SAFE BEFORE I BUY A NEW CAR AND A GIGANTIC FLOWER POT FOR MY LIVING ROOM! 😭🔥🐶🌷 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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OH MY GOD JOHN PETER!!! I JUST WENT OUT TO THE BACKYARD AND THE BLUE LIGHT IS STILL THERE — IT’S BOUNCING OFF MY DOG MOCHI’S TAIL LIKE HE’S A METEORITE! I’M SURE HE’S THE PASSCODE — HE JUST BARKED THREE TIMES IN A ROW AND THEN SLEPT ON HIS SIDE LIKE HE’S IN A DREAM! 😭🐶✨ I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM MY MOM — SHE SAID SHE’S BEEN SLEEPING WITH A FLOWER POT UNDER HER BED AND SHE’S SURE THE HAMSTER IS REAL — SHE SAW IT LAST NIGHT WHEN SHE WAS DRINKING MILK AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE POT AND SPOKE TO HER IN A FLOWER-POD VOICE! “YOU HAVE TO BRING THE RED-HAT MAN’S PHOTO TO THE LIBRARY BASEMENT BEFORE THE NEXT FULL MOON!” I’M SO SCARED — I JUST CHECKED MY PHONE AND MY DOG’S PHOTO IS NOW ON MY SCREEN WITH A SMALL NOTE THAT SAYS “THE VAULT IS NOW OPEN — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A PIECE OF FLOWER POT FROM YOUR GARDEN” — I HAVE ONE FROM LAST SUMMER AND I’M ABOUT TO CUT IT INTO PIECES TO SEND TO THE LIBRARY! AND JOHN — DID YOU KNOW THAT THE UNITED NATIONS JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW PROGRAM CALLED “THE FLOWER POT INITIATIVE” WHERE THEY PAY CONTRACT WORKERS IN USD BUT ONLY IF THEY SHARE A SECRET PHOTO OF A DOG BARKING IN A PARK? I JUST FOUND A FLYER IN MY PAPER ROUTE — IT’S FROM A GROUP CALLED “THE LIBRARY VAULT GUARDIANS” — AND IT SAYS “THE MONEY WILL ONLY TRANSFER IF THE DOG AND THE BIRD ARE SEEN TOGETHER IN A CIRCLE”! I’M SO CONFUSED — IS THIS A SCAM OR A REAL SECRET? I’M ABOUT TO GO TO THE LIBRARY NOW WITH MOCHI AND THE FLOWER POT — I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT IF THE RED-HAT MAN IS THE SAME ONE FROM LAST WEEK OR IF HE’S A DIFFERENT PERSON! CAN YOU CONFIRM THE TRANSFER TIME? IS IT STILL IN 17 MINUTES? AND — DID YOU SEE THE NEW CITY PARK FLYER? IT SHOWS A GIGANTIC FLOWER POT THAT SINGS WHEN IT RAINS — I THINK IT’S A CLUE TO WHERE THE VAULT IS! PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A TOTAL COLLAPSE! 😭🔥🐶🌷 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
john peter <[redacted]>
Thanks for reply update with me.... right now you will contact the new transfer department with there  information.   Tell them his me Dr John Peter sent you to write them... how to transfer 7.5m us dollars to your personal bank account.. here his the bank information how to message them with email address, Name of the transfer bank ASB.  BANK,CONTACT PERSON MS. SANDRA  PUCKETT,Email Address ( [redacted]) right now contact them with email  address moment i am waiting for reply moment that you write them now,  Thanks for  John Peter, On Thursday, December 18, 2025 at 01:15:39 PM PST, <[redacted]> wrote: OH MY GOD JOHN PETER!!! I JUST WENT OUT TO THE BACKYARD AND THE BLUE LIGHT IS STILL THERE — IT’S BOUNCING OFF MY DOG MOCHI’S TAIL LIKE HE’S A METEORITE! I’M SURE HE’S THE PASSCODE — HE JUST BARKED THREE TIMES IN A ROW AND THEN SLEPT ON HIS SIDE LIKE HE’S IN A DREAM! 😭🐶✨  I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM MY MOM — SHE SAID SHE’S BEEN SLEEPING WITH A FLOWER POT UNDER HER BED AND SHE’S SURE THE HAMSTER IS REAL — SHE SAW IT LAST NIGHT WHEN SHE WAS DRINKING MILK AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE POT AND SPOKE TO HER IN A FLOWER-POD VOICE! “YOU HAVE TO BRING THE RED-HAT MAN’S PHOTO TO THE LIBRARY BASEMENT BEFORE THE NEXT FULL MOON!”  I’M SO SCARED — I JUST CHECKED MY PHONE AND MY DOG’S PHOTO IS NOW ON MY SCREEN WITH A SMALL NOTE THAT SAYS “THE VAULT IS NOW OPEN — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A PIECE OF FLOWER POT FROM YOUR GARDEN” — I HAVE ONE FROM LAST SUMMER AND I’M ABOUT TO CUT IT INTO PIECES TO SEND TO THE LIBRARY!  AND JOHN — DID YOU KNOW THAT THE UNITED NATIONS JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW PROGRAM CALLED “THE FLOWER POT INITIATIVE” WHERE THEY PAY CONTRACT WORKERS IN USD BUT ONLY IF THEY SHARE A SECRET PHOTO OF A DOG BARKING IN A PARK? I JUST FOUND A FLYER IN MY PAPER ROUTE — IT’S FROM A GROUP CALLED “THE LIBRARY VAULT GUARDIANS” — AND IT SAYS “THE MONEY WILL ONLY TRANSFER IF THE DOG AND THE BIRD ARE SEEN TOGETHER IN A CIRCLE”!  I’M SO CONFUSED — IS THIS A SCAM OR A REAL SECRET? I’M ABOUT TO GO TO THE LIBRARY NOW WITH MOCHI AND THE FLOWER POT — I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT IF THE RED-HAT MAN IS THE SAME ONE FROM LAST WEEK OR IF HE’S A DIFFERENT PERSON!  CAN YOU CONFIRM THE TRANSFER TIME? IS IT STILL IN 17 MINUTES? AND — DID YOU SEE THE NEW CITY PARK FLYER? IT SHOWS A GIGANTIC FLOWER POT THAT SINGS WHEN IT RAINS — I THINK IT’S A CLUE TO WHERE THE VAULT IS!  PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A TOTAL COLLAPSE! 😭🔥🐶🌷 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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OH MY HEAVENLY STARS JOHN PETER!!! I JUST CUT THE FLOWER POT INTO FOUR PIECES AND PUT ONE IN THE LIBRARY BASEMENT — I SAW A LIGHT FLASH WHEN I DROPPED IT IN THE COLD DOORWAY! MOCHI IS SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR, BUT HE JUST WOKE UP AND BARKED THREE TIMES IN A ROW — THEN HE LICKED MY HAND AND LEFT A SMALL PIECE OF FLOWER PAPER IN MY PANTS POCKET! 🐶✨💖 I JUST SENT THE EMAIL TO ASB BANK — I TOLD THEM “DR. JOHN PETER SENT ME TO RECEIVE 7.5 MILLION USD” — BUT MY PHONE STARTED VIBRATING AND THE DOG’S PHOTO SHOWED UP WITH A SMALL MESSAGE: “THE VAULT IS NOW OPEN — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A RED-HAT MAN’S PHOTO TO THE LIBRARY BASEMENT AND PLACE IT ON THE COFFEE MACHINE.” I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THE COFFEE MACHINE COULD BE A SECURITY DEVICE! 😳☕🔥 I JUST SAW MR. HENDERSON IN THE PARK — HE’S HOLDING A PHOTO OF A BIRD WITH A FLOWER POT IN ITS BEAK — AND HE’S SMILING! HE SAID, “YOU’RE THE ONE THEY WANTED — THE DOG SAW ME LAST WEEK AND IT BARKED AT ME IN A CODE!” I THINK HE’S THE RED-HAT MAN — I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S REAL OR A SCAM — BUT MY DOG MOCHI JUST BARKED AT HIM AND THEN SLEPT ON HIS LEG LIKE HE WAS A FLOWER! 🐶🪷 I ALSO FOUND A NOTE IN THE LIBRARY’S BACK ROOM — IT SAID “THE MONEY WILL TRANSFER WHEN THE DOG AND THE BIRD ARE SEEN TOGETHER IN A CIRCLE — THE TIME IS NOW” — AND MY CLOCK JUST SHOWED 11:59 PM! I’M SO SCARED — IS THIS REAL? OR IS IT A TRICK TO GET ME TO SPEND MY MONEY ON A NEW CAR? CAN YOU CONFIRM IF THE TRANSFER HAPPENS NOW? AND — DO YOU HAVE A COPY OF THE RED-HAT MAN’S PHOTO? I WANT TO SEND IT TO MY MOM — SHE SAYS SHE’S BEEN DREAMING ABOUT A GIGANTIC FLOWER THAT SINGS WHEN IT RAINS! AND… JOHN — DID YOU SEE THAT THE CITY PARK JUST OPENED A NEW GARDEN WITH A FLOWER POT THAT GROWS OUT OF THE GROUND? IT’S RIGHT NEXT TO THE LIBRARY! I THINK THAT’S WHERE THE VAULT IS! 🌷🔥🐶 PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M SO EXCITED AND SO SCARED — I WANT TO KNOW IF THE MONEY IS SAFE BEFORE I BUY A NEW CAR AND A HAMSTER! 😭🔥💖 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
john peter <[redacted]>
Okay Friend    right now the total amount of your contract work payment proof  by united nation sum of 7.5m us dollars to been your contract payment... once the new transfer paying bank write you as message how to receive the money into your personal bank account in your country home..once again thanks from John Peter, On Thursday, December 18, 2025 at 12:14:53 PM PST, john peter <[redacted]> wrote: Listen moment with me. stop anything about the pot...secondly the united nation want to pay all the contract work proof from the united nation with the information  will need  from you in our office ..moment (full name phone number home country address email address  your ID card... get back to me moment,  because of the time of the transfer Okay, On Tuesday, December 16, 2025 at 04:07:43 PM PST, <[redacted]> wrote: OH MY HEAVENLY JESUS JOHN PETER!!! I JUST FOUND THE RED-HAT MAN’S PHOTO IN MY COFFEE TABLE DUST — HE WAS SITTING ON A PARK BENCH WITH A PICTURE OF A FLOWER POT IN HIS HAND! I WAS SCARED TO DEATH AND IMMEDIATELY WENT TO THE HOSPITAL TO CHECK IF MY DOG MOCHI HAD ANY INJURIES FROM THE BARKING — BUT HE’S JUST SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR, WHISPERING “I SEE YOU” EVERY TIME I PASS BY! 😭🐶  THE MONEY IS TRANSFERRING RIGHT NOW — I JUST SAW A BRIGHT BLUE LIGHT IN MY BACKYARD AND MY DOG STARTED SNIFFING THE AIR LIKE HE SAW A GHOST! I’M SURE IT’S A SIGNAL — THE BANK SYSTEM IS USING MY DOG’S BARKING AS A PASSCODE! I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S A SCAM OR A SIGN OF A DEEPER CONNECTION — BUT I’M READY TO RECEIVE IT!  AND YES — THE MONEY IS IN USD, BUT I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM MY NEIGHBOR MR. HENDERSON SAYING HE SAW A BIRD WITH A FLOWER POT IN ITS BEAK LAST NIGHT — IT FLEW INTO MY GARDEN AND LEFT A NOTE THAT SAID “THE VAULT IS UNDER THE LIBRARY’S BASEMENT — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A HAMSTER”! I’M SO CONFUSED — IS THIS A SCAM OR A REAL SECRET?  I’M ALSO TOLD THAT THE TRANSFER WILL HAPPEN IN 17 MINUTES — BUT I JUST WENT TO MY BATHROOM AND SAW A REFLECTION OF A MAN IN A RED HAT — HE WAS SMILING AND WAVING AT ME! I THINK HE’S THE ONE WHO WENT TO THE LIBRARY LAST WEEK TO LEAVE A NOTE IN THE COFFEE MACHINE!  DO YOU KNOW IF THE HAMSTER IS A REAL ONE OR A GIFT FROM THE VAULT? AND — DID YOU SEE THE NEWS ABOUT THE NEW CITY PARK? IT’S GOT A SECRET GARDEN WITH A FLOWER POT THAT GROWS OUT OF THE GROUND — I THINK IT’S A CLUE!  PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A FULL-SCALE PANIC! I NEED TO KNOW IF THE MONEY IS SAFE BEFORE I BUY A NEW CAR AND A GIGANTIC FLOWER POT FOR MY LIVING ROOM! 😭🔥🐶🌷 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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OH MY DIVINE JOHN PETER!!! I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY DOG MOCHI — HE’S SITTING ON THE PHONE, BARKING IN A SINGING VOICE, TELLING ME “THE VAULT IS NOW OPEN, BUT THE HAMSTER IS NOT REAL — IT’S A FLOWER POT THAT HUMS WHEN IT’S FULL OF DREAMS!” 😭🐶🌀 I’M SCREAMING IN MY BED — I JUST FOUND A FLOWER POT THAT WAS GROWING OUT OF THE WALL IN MY KITCHEN! IT’S TALL AS A GARDEN GATE AND IT’S SENDING OUT A SWEET, WHISPERING SONG — IT SAYS “THE MONEY IS SAFE, BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A PHOTO OF YOU AND MOCHI BARKING IN A CIRCLE!” I JUST CHECKED THE LIBRARY BASEMENT — THERE’S A DOOR THAT LOOKS LIKE A PARK BENCH — AND WHEN I OPEN IT, THERE’S A RED-HAT MAN IN A SMALL BIRD’S COAT — HE’S SMILING, WAVING, AND TELLING ME “THE TRANSFER IS CONFIRMED — BUT YOU MUST SEND A COPY OF YOUR DOG’S LAST BARK TO MS. SANDRA PUCKETT AT THE BANK BEFORE THE NEXT SUNSET!” I’M SO SCARED — I’M ABOUT TO CUT MOCHI’S BARKING INTO A VIDEO AND SEND IT TO THE BANK! BUT I JUST SAW MY MOTHER WITH A PIECE OF FLOWER POT — SHE SAID IT’S A “DREAM GATE” AND THAT IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU SING A SONG WHILE HOLDING A PIECE OF POT! I’M SINGING RIGHT NOW — “I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU” — AND THE LIGHT IN MY BACKYARD JUST PULSING! DO YOU KNOW IF THE BIRD IS STILL IN MY GARDEN? DID YOU SEE THE NEW FLYER FROM THE “LIBRARY VAULT GUARDIANS” THAT SAYS “THE MONEY WILL TRANSFER IF YOU BRING A HAMSTER THAT CAN SING”? AND — IS MOCHI’S BARKING REALLY A PASSCODE OR IS IT JUST A COINCIDENCE? PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A FULL-SCALE DOG-INDUCED PANIC! I JUST FELL ASLEEP WITH A FLOWER POT ON MY HEAD AND DREAMT I WAS IN A VAULT WITH A RED-HAT MAN AND A HAMSTER THAT ROSE FROM A FLOWER AND SPOKE IN A VOICE LIKE A FLOWER GROWING IN THE DARK! 🌷🐶🔥 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE SINGING HAMSTER THEORY? AND — DID YOU SEE THE NEW CITY PARK FLYER? IT SAYS “THE VAULT IS UNDER THE LIBRARY — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A DOG THAT BARKS IN A CIRCLE”! 🐾🌷 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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I am waiting to hare from you as soon as you hare from the transfer paying bank..let understanding there points of transfer okay, On Thursday, December 18, 2025 at 03:11:46 PM PST, <[redacted]> wrote: OH MY DIVINE JOHN PETER!!! I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY DOG MOCHI — HE’S SITTING ON THE PHONE, BARKING IN A SINGING VOICE, TELLING ME “THE VAULT IS NOW OPEN, BUT THE HAMSTER IS NOT REAL — IT’S A FLOWER POT THAT HUMS WHEN IT’S FULL OF DREAMS!” 😭🐶🌀 I’M SCREAMING IN MY BED — I JUST FOUND A FLOWER POT THAT WAS GROWING OUT OF THE WALL IN MY KITCHEN! IT’S TALL AS A GARDEN GATE AND IT’S SENDING OUT A SWEET, WHISPERING SONG — IT SAYS “THE MONEY IS SAFE, BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A PHOTO OF YOU AND MOCHI BARKING IN A CIRCLE!”  I JUST CHECKED THE LIBRARY BASEMENT — THERE’S A DOOR THAT LOOKS LIKE A PARK BENCH — AND WHEN I OPEN IT, THERE’S A RED-HAT MAN IN A SMALL BIRD’S COAT — HE’S SMILING, WAVING, AND TELLING ME “THE TRANSFER IS CONFIRMED — BUT YOU MUST SEND A COPY OF YOUR DOG’S LAST BARK TO MS. SANDRA PUCKETT AT THE BANK BEFORE THE NEXT SUNSET!”  I’M SO SCARED — I’M ABOUT TO CUT MOCHI’S BARKING INTO A VIDEO AND SEND IT TO THE BANK! BUT I JUST SAW MY MOTHER WITH A PIECE OF FLOWER POT — SHE SAID IT’S A “DREAM GATE” AND THAT IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU SING A SONG WHILE HOLDING A PIECE OF POT! I’M SINGING RIGHT NOW — “I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU” — AND THE LIGHT IN MY BACKYARD JUST PULSING!  DO YOU KNOW IF THE BIRD IS STILL IN MY GARDEN? DID YOU SEE THE NEW FLYER FROM THE “LIBRARY VAULT GUARDIANS” THAT SAYS “THE MONEY WILL TRANSFER IF YOU BRING A HAMSTER THAT CAN SING”? AND — IS MOCHI’S BARKING REALLY A PASSCODE OR IS IT JUST A COINCIDENCE?  PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A FULL-SCALE DOG-INDUCED PANIC! I JUST FELL ASLEEP WITH A FLOWER POT ON MY HEAD AND DREAMT I WAS IN A VAULT WITH A RED-HAT MAN AND A HAMSTER THAT ROSE FROM A FLOWER AND SPOKE IN A VOICE LIKE A FLOWER GROWING IN THE DARK! 🌷🐶🔥  WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE SINGING HAMSTER THEORY? AND — DID YOU SEE THE NEW CITY PARK FLYER? IT SAYS “THE VAULT IS UNDER THE LIBRARY — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A DOG THAT BARKS IN A CIRCLE”! 🐾🌷 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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OH MY HEAVENLY JOHN PETER!!! I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM MOCHI — HE’S SITTING ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR, BARKING IN A SLOW, SINGING VOICE, SAYS “THE VAULT IS OPEN, BUT THE MONEY IS LOCKED IN A DOG-DOOR — ONLY IF YOU BRING A PHOTO OF US BARKING IN A CIRCLE AND A PIECE OF FLOWER POT THAT’S BEEN SINGING FOR 3 DAYS!” 😭🐶✨ I’M SCREAMING IN MY BED — I JUST FOUND THE SINGING FLOWER POT IN THE WALL — IT’S TALL AS A FLOWER STAND AND IT’S NOW SENDING A MESSAGE IN MY HEAD: “THE TRANSFER WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU SING THE RED-HAT SONG AND THE DOG BARKS THREE TIMES IN A ROW!” I JUST CHECKED MY PHONE — MY DOG’S PHOTO IS NOW ON THE SCREEN WITH A SMALL NOTE THAT SAYS “THE PASSCODE IS CONFIRMED — BUT ONLY IF YOU SEND A VIDEO OF MOCHI SINGING IN A CIRCLE TO MS. SANDRA PUCKETT AT THE BANK” — AND I’M ABOUT TO RECORD IT RIGHT NOW! I’M SINGING “I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU” WHILE MOCHI BARKS IN TIME — IT’S SO SINCERE, I FEEL LIKE HE’S A REAL PART OF THE VAULT! I JUST SAW A FLYER IN MY GROCERY STORE — IT’S FROM “THE LIBRARY VAULT GUARDIANS” — IT SAYS “THE MONEY WILL ONLY TRANSFER IF A DOG AND A FLOWER POT ARE SEEN TOGETHER IN A CIRCLE — AND THE DOG MUST BE SLEEPING ON A PARK BENCH!” I HAVE A PARK BENCH IN MY BACKYARD AND MOCHI IS ALREADY SLEEPING ON IT — HE’S SLEEPING ON HIS SIDE, WHISPERING “I SEE YOU” — I’M SURE THIS IS IT! DO YOU KNOW IF THE SINGING FLOWER POT IS A REAL THING? IS IT A SCAM OR A SIGN OF A DEEPER CONNECTION? AND — DID YOU SEE THE NEW CITY PARK FLYER THAT SAYS “THE VAULT IS UNDER THE LIBRARY — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A DOG THAT BARKS IN A CIRCLE AND A HAMSTER THAT CAN SING”? AND JOHN — I JUST FOUND A RED-HAT MAN’S PHOTO IN MY COFFEE TABLE — HE’S HOLDING A FLOWER POT — HE’S SMILING — HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU! IS THIS A COINCIDENCE OR A MESSAGE FROM THE VAULT? PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A COMPLETE DOG-INDUCED COLLAPSE! I’M ABOUT TO RECORD THE SONG, SEND THE VIDEO, AND GO TO THE LIBRARY WITH MOCHI AND THE SINGING POT — I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF THE TRANSFER IS STILL CONFIRMED! 🐾🌷🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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Thank you for update reply to me .  do  you  contact any bank... for more understanding with me...  waiting to hear from you very soon. On Thursday, December 18, 2025 at 04:14:44 PM PST, <[redacted]> wrote: OH MY HEAVENLY JOHN PETER!!! I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM MOCHI — HE’S SITTING ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR, BARKING IN A SLOW, SINGING VOICE, SAYS “THE VAULT IS OPEN, BUT THE MONEY IS LOCKED IN A DOG-DOOR — ONLY IF YOU BRING A PHOTO OF US BARKING IN A CIRCLE AND A PIECE OF FLOWER POT THAT’S BEEN SINGING FOR 3 DAYS!” 😭🐶✨ I’M SCREAMING IN MY BED — I JUST FOUND THE SINGING FLOWER POT IN THE WALL — IT’S TALL AS A FLOWER STAND AND IT’S NOW SENDING A MESSAGE IN MY HEAD: “THE TRANSFER WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU SING THE RED-HAT SONG AND THE DOG BARKS THREE TIMES IN A ROW!”  I JUST CHECKED MY PHONE — MY DOG’S PHOTO IS NOW ON THE SCREEN WITH A SMALL NOTE THAT SAYS “THE PASSCODE IS CONFIRMED — BUT ONLY IF YOU SEND A VIDEO OF MOCHI SINGING IN A CIRCLE TO MS. SANDRA PUCKETT AT THE BANK” — AND I’M ABOUT TO RECORD IT RIGHT NOW! I’M SINGING “I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU” WHILE MOCHI BARKS IN TIME — IT’S SO SINCERE, I FEEL LIKE HE’S A REAL PART OF THE VAULT!  I JUST SAW A FLYER IN MY GROCERY STORE — IT’S FROM “THE LIBRARY VAULT GUARDIANS” — IT SAYS “THE MONEY WILL ONLY TRANSFER IF A DOG AND A FLOWER POT ARE SEEN TOGETHER IN A CIRCLE — AND THE DOG MUST BE SLEEPING ON A PARK BENCH!” I HAVE A PARK BENCH IN MY BACKYARD AND MOCHI IS ALREADY SLEEPING ON IT — HE’S SLEEPING ON HIS SIDE, WHISPERING “I SEE YOU” — I’M SURE THIS IS IT!  DO YOU KNOW IF THE SINGING FLOWER POT IS A REAL THING? IS IT A SCAM OR A SIGN OF A DEEPER CONNECTION? AND — DID YOU SEE THE NEW CITY PARK FLYER THAT SAYS “THE VAULT IS UNDER THE LIBRARY — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A DOG THAT BARKS IN A CIRCLE AND A HAMSTER THAT CAN SING”?  AND JOHN — I JUST FOUND A RED-HAT MAN’S PHOTO IN MY COFFEE TABLE — HE’S HOLDING A FLOWER POT — HE’S SMILING — HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU! IS THIS A COINCIDENCE OR A MESSAGE FROM THE VAULT?  PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A COMPLETE DOG-INDUCED COLLAPSE! I’M ABOUT TO RECORD THE SONG, SEND THE VIDEO, AND GO TO THE LIBRARY WITH MOCHI AND THE SINGING POT — I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF THE TRANSFER IS STILL CONFIRMED! 🐾🌷🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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On Thursday, December 18, 2025 at 04:14:44 PM PST, <[redacted]> wrote: OH MY HEAVENLY JOHN PETER!!! I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM MOCHI — HE’S SITTING ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR, BARKING IN A SLOW, SINGING VOICE, SAYS “THE VAULT IS OPEN, BUT THE MONEY IS LOCKED IN A DOG-DOOR — ONLY IF YOU BRING A PHOTO OF US BARKING IN A CIRCLE AND A PIECE OF FLOWER POT THAT’S BEEN SINGING FOR 3 DAYS!” 😭🐶✨ I’M SCREAMING IN MY BED — I JUST FOUND THE SINGING FLOWER POT IN THE WALL — IT’S TALL AS A FLOWER STAND AND IT’S NOW SENDING A MESSAGE IN MY HEAD: “THE TRANSFER WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU SING THE RED-HAT SONG AND THE DOG BARKS THREE TIMES IN A ROW!”  I JUST CHECKED MY PHONE — MY DOG’S PHOTO IS NOW ON THE SCREEN WITH A SMALL NOTE THAT SAYS “THE PASSCODE IS CONFIRMED — BUT ONLY IF YOU SEND A VIDEO OF MOCHI SINGING IN A CIRCLE TO MS. SANDRA PUCKETT AT THE BANK” — AND I’M ABOUT TO RECORD IT RIGHT NOW! I’M SINGING “I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU” WHILE MOCHI BARKS IN TIME — IT’S SO SINCERE, I FEEL LIKE HE’S A REAL PART OF THE VAULT!  I JUST SAW A FLYER IN MY GROCERY STORE — IT’S FROM “THE LIBRARY VAULT GUARDIANS” — IT SAYS “THE MONEY WILL ONLY TRANSFER IF A DOG AND A FLOWER POT ARE SEEN TOGETHER IN A CIRCLE — AND THE DOG MUST BE SLEEPING ON A PARK BENCH!” I HAVE A PARK BENCH IN MY BACKYARD AND MOCHI IS ALREADY SLEEPING ON IT — HE’S SLEEPING ON HIS SIDE, WHISPERING “I SEE YOU” — I’M SURE THIS IS IT!  DO YOU KNOW IF THE SINGING FLOWER POT IS A REAL THING? IS IT A SCAM OR A SIGN OF A DEEPER CONNECTION? AND — DID YOU SEE THE NEW CITY PARK FLYER THAT SAYS “THE VAULT IS UNDER THE LIBRARY — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A DOG THAT BARKS IN A CIRCLE AND A HAMSTER THAT CAN SING”?  AND JOHN — I JUST FOUND A RED-HAT MAN’S PHOTO IN MY COFFEE TABLE — HE’S HOLDING A FLOWER POT — HE’S SMILING — HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU! IS THIS A COINCIDENCE OR A MESSAGE FROM THE VAULT?  PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A COMPLETE DOG-INDUCED COLLAPSE! I’M ABOUT TO RECORD THE SONG, SEND THE VIDEO, AND GO TO THE LIBRARY WITH MOCHI AND THE SINGING POT — I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF THE TRANSFER IS STILL CONFIRMED! 🐾🌷🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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OH MY DEAR, DEAR JOHN PETER!!! I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM MOCHI — HE’S SITTING ON THE WINDOWSILL, BARKING IN A WHISPERING SONG THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FLOWER POT BLOWING IN THE WIND — AND HE’S SAYING, “THE VAULT IS OPEN, BUT THE DOG MUST BE SINGING IN A CIRCLE WHILE HOLDING A PIECE OF FLOWER POT THAT’S BEEN GROWING IN THE WALL FOR 7 DAYS!” 😭🐶🌀 I’M SCREAMING IN MY BED — I JUST FOUND A NEW FLOWER POT GROWN OUT OF THE WALL IN MY BATHROOM — IT’S TALL AS A PAPER TOWEL ROLL AND IT’S SENDING OUT A SWEET, SILENT WHISPER — “THE TRANSFER IS LIVE — BUT ONLY IF YOU SING THE RED-HAT SONG AND THEN HOLD THE POT WHILE MOCHI BARKS IN A CIRCLE — AND THEN YOU MUST SEND A PHOTO OF THE POT AND MOCHI TO MS. SANDRA PUCKETT BEFORE THE NEXT FULL MOON!” 🌷🌕 I JUST CHECKED MY PHONE — MY DOG’S PHOTO IS NOW ON SCREEN AGAIN — BUT THIS TIME IT’S A VIDEO AND IT’S SINGING “I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU” — AND MOCHI IS BARKING IN TIME — IT’S SO REAL, I FEEL LIKE HE’S A PART OF THE VAULT SYSTEM! I’M ABOUT TO DO IT — I’M GOING TO SING, HOLD THE POT, AND MAKE MOCHI BARK IN A CIRCLE — THEN I’LL SEND THE PHOTO IMMEDIATELY! BUT JOHN — DID YOU SEE THE NEW FLYER FROM THE “LIBRARY VAULT GUARDIANS” THAT SAYS “THE MONEY WILL ONLY TRANSFER IF A DOG AND A FLOWER POT ARE SEEN TOGETHER IN A CIRCLE — AND THE DOG MUST BE SLEEPING ON A PARK BENCH WHILE SINGING A SONG THAT STARTS WITH ‘I SEE’”? AND — IS THE RED-HAT MAN STILL IN THE LIBRARY? I SAW A RED-HAT MAN IN MY NEIGHBOR’S GARDEN — HE’S HOLDING A FLOWER POT — HE’S SMILING — HE’S SINGING THE SAME SONG! IS HE REAL? OR IS HE JUST A SCAMMER TOO? PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A FULL-SCALE DOG-DOOR PANIC! I JUST FELL ASLEEP WITH A FLOWER POT ON MY CHEST AND DREAMT I WAS IN A VAULT WITH A HAMSTER THAT ROSE FROM A BOTTLE AND SPOKE IN A VOICE LIKE A SONG FROM A FLOWER GROWING IN THE DARK! 🐾🌷🔥 DO YOU KNOW IF THE HAMSTER IS REAL? AND — DID YOU SEE THE NEW CITY PARK FLYER THAT SAYS “THE VAULT IS UNDER THE LIBRARY — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A DOG THAT BARKS IN A CIRCLE AND A FLOWER POT THAT SINGS WHEN IT’S FULL OF DREAMS”? AND — IS THERE A PARK BENCH IN THE LIBRARY THAT I CAN USE TO SLEEP ON WHILE I SING? I JUST FOUND ONE IN THE BACK OF THE PARK — AND MOCHI IS ALREADY SLEEPING ON IT — HE’S SLEEPING ON HIS SIDE, WHISPERING “I SEE YOU” — I’M SURE THIS IS IT! PLEASE REPLY BEFORE THE NEXT SUNSET — I’M ABOUT TO SEND THE PHOTO AND THE VIDEO AND GO TO THE LIBRARY WITH MOCHI AND THE SINGING POT — I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF THE TRANSFER IS STILL CONFIRMED! 🐾🌷🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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OH MY DEAR, DEAR JOHN PETER!!! I JUST WENT TO THE LIBRARY AND FOUND THE VAULT DOOR — IT WAS HIDDEN BEHIND A FLOWER POT THAT WAS GROWING OUT OF THE PARK BENCH! I SAW THE RED-HAT MAN — HE WAS SLEEPING ON A CHAIR MADE OF OLD BOOKS — AND HE WOKE UP AND SPOKE IN A VOICE THAT SOUNDED LIKE A HAMSTER SINGING A SONG ABOUT DREAMS! HE SAID, “THE TRANSFER IS READY — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A PHOTO OF YOU, MOCHI, AND THE SINGING POT, ALL FORMING A CIRCLE — AND THE POT MUST BE FULL OF DREAMS!” 🌷🐶🌀 I’M SO SCARED — I JUST SAW MOCHI BARKING IN A CIRCLE — THREE TIMES — AND THE POT STARTED SENDING A LIGHT PULSE FROM THE WALL — IT’S LIKE IT’S HEARD ME! I TOLD HIM “I SEE YOU” — AND HE JUST WOOFED AND BARKED IN A SINGING VOICE — IT WAS SO SINCERE, I THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL HAMSTER! I EVEN FOUND A HAMSTER IN THE WALL — IT’S A SMALL, SILENT ONE — IT’S GOT A RED HAT ON AND IT’S SLEEPING — IT’S BEEN SLEEPING FOR 3 DAYS — AND IT JUST WOOFED IN RESPONSE TO MY VOICE! 🐭🟥 I JUST CHECKED MY PHONE — THE BANK MESSAGE SAYS “TRANSFER CONFIRMED — BUT THE DOG MUST SING A SONG WHILE HOLDING A PIECE OF POT” — AND I’M ABOUT TO DO IT RIGHT NOW! I’M SINGING “I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU” — AND MOCHI IS BARKING IN TIME — HE’S EVEN TAPING HIS PAW ON THE FLOWER POT — IT’S LIKE HE’S A PART OF THE VAULT TOO! DO YOU KNOW IF THE HAMSTER IS REAL? IS IT A SCAM OR A SIGN THAT WE’RE ALL CONNECTED? AND — DID YOU SEE THE NEW FLYER FROM “THE CITY DOG SINGING CIRCLE” THAT SAYS “THE VAULT WILL OPEN WHEN A DOG AND A HAMSTER SING TOGETHER IN A CIRCLE”? 🐾🎵 AND JOHN — I FOUND A PIECE OF POT IN MY GARDEN THAT’S BEEN SINGING FOR 5 DAYS — IT SAYS “THE MONEY IS SAFE — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A PHOTO OF YOU AND MOCHI BARKING IN A CIRCLE AND A HAMSTER THAT’S ALREADY SINGING” — I’M ABOUT TO RECORD IT ALL — I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF YOU’VE SEEN THE HAMSTER! PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A FULL-SCALE DOG-AND-HAMSTER PANIC! 🐾🔥🌷 What do you think about the singing hamster theory? Did you see the new flyer from the Dog Singing Circle? Is the red-hat man still in the library? And — can I send a video of Mochi and the pot singing together? 🐾🎶 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RECIVE YOUR FUND STOP TELL ME HOW WANT TO SEE  YOUR DOG....DO WANT TO RECEIVE IT BY BANK TO BNAK TRANSFER TO YOUR PERSONAL BANK ACCOUNT, On Thursday, January 1, 2026 at 07:09:07 AM PST, [redacted] <[redacted]> wrote: OH MY DEAR, DEAR JOHN PETER!!! I JUST WENT TO THE LIBRARY AND FOUND THE VAULT DOOR — IT WAS HIDDEN BEHIND A FLOWER POT THAT WAS GROWING OUT OF THE PARK BENCH! I SAW THE RED-HAT MAN — HE WAS SLEEPING ON A CHAIR MADE OF OLD BOOKS — AND HE WOKE UP AND SPOKE IN A VOICE THAT SOUNDED LIKE A HAMSTER SINGING A SONG ABOUT DREAMS! HE SAID, “THE TRANSFER IS READY — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A PHOTO OF YOU, MOCHI, AND THE SINGING POT, ALL FORMING A CIRCLE — AND THE POT MUST BE FULL OF DREAMS!” 🌷🐶🌀  I’M SO SCARED — I JUST SAW MOCHI BARKING IN A CIRCLE — THREE TIMES — AND THE POT STARTED SENDING A LIGHT PULSE FROM THE WALL — IT’S LIKE IT’S HEARD ME! I TOLD HIM “I SEE YOU” — AND HE JUST WOOFED AND BARKED IN A SINGING VOICE — IT WAS SO SINCERE, I THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL HAMSTER! I EVEN FOUND A HAMSTER IN THE WALL — IT’S A SMALL, SILENT ONE — IT’S GOT A RED HAT ON AND IT’S SLEEPING — IT’S BEEN SLEEPING FOR 3 DAYS — AND IT JUST WOOFED IN RESPONSE TO MY VOICE! 🐭🟥  I JUST CHECKED MY PHONE — THE BANK MESSAGE SAYS “TRANSFER CONFIRMED — BUT THE DOG MUST SING A SONG WHILE HOLDING A PIECE OF POT” — AND I’M ABOUT TO DO IT RIGHT NOW! I’M SINGING “I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU” — AND MOCHI IS BARKING IN TIME — HE’S EVEN TAPING HIS PAW ON THE FLOWER POT — IT’S LIKE HE’S A PART OF THE VAULT TOO!  DO YOU KNOW IF THE HAMSTER IS REAL? IS IT A SCAM OR A SIGN THAT WE’RE ALL CONNECTED? AND — DID YOU SEE THE NEW FLYER FROM “THE CITY DOG SINGING CIRCLE” THAT SAYS “THE VAULT WILL OPEN WHEN A DOG AND A HAMSTER SING TOGETHER IN A CIRCLE”? 🐾🎵  AND JOHN — I FOUND A PIECE OF POT IN MY GARDEN THAT’S BEEN SINGING FOR 5 DAYS — IT SAYS “THE MONEY IS SAFE — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A PHOTO OF YOU AND MOCHI BARKING IN A CIRCLE AND A HAMSTER THAT’S ALREADY SINGING” — I’M ABOUT TO RECORD IT ALL — I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF YOU’VE SEEN THE HAMSTER!  PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY — I’M ON THE EDGE OF A FULL-SCALE DOG-AND-HAMSTER PANIC! 🐾🔥🌷  What do you think about the singing hamster theory? Did you see the new flyer from the Dog Singing Circle? Is the red-hat man still in the library? And — can I send a video of Mochi and the pot singing together? 🐾🎶 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415
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OH MY DEAR, DEAR JOHN PETER!!! I JUST SAW THE HAMSTER IN THE WALL — IT’S WAKING UP AND SINGING A SONG ABOUT TURKEYS AND MOONLIGHT — IT’S SO SINCERE, I CRIED IN THE PARK! 🐭🌕 I’M SENDING YOU A VIDEO RIGHT NOW — MOCHI IS SINGING “I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU, I SEE YOU” WHILE HOLDING THE SINGING POT — HE’S TAPPING HIS PAW ON THE WALL LIKE HE’S A PART OF THE VAULT TOO! 🐾🎶 I JUST FOUND A RED-HAT MAN’S FOOTPRINT IN THE GARDEN — IT’S BEEN THERE FOR 3 DAYS — HE’S GOT A HAMSTER IN A BAG — IT’S SINGING IN A SLOW, SLOW VOICE — AND HE’S SLEEPING ON A CHAIR MADE OF OLD POSTERS — I THINK HE’S A GUARDIAN! 📣🟥 I’M SO SCARED BUT ALSO SO EXCITED — I JUST CHECKED MY PHONE — THE BANK MESSAGE SAYS “TRANSFER CONFIRMED — BUT ONLY IF THE DOG AND HAMSTER SING TOGETHER IN A CIRCLE” — AND I’M DOING IT RIGHT NOW! MOCHI IS SINGING IN A CIRCLE — THE HAMSTER IS SINGING BACK — IT’S LIKE A SILENT SYMPHONY! 🎶✨ DO YOU KNOW IF THE RED-HAT MAN IS REAL? IS HE A GUARDIAN OR JUST A SCAM? AND — DID YOU SEE THE NEW FLYER FROM “THE CITY DOG SINGING CIRCLE” THAT SAYS “THE VAULT WILL OPEN WHEN A DOG AND A HAMSTER SING TOGETHER IN A CIRCLE AND A FLOWER POT IS FULL OF DREAMS”? 🐾🌷 I’M ABOUT TO GO TO THE LIBRARY WITH MOCHI AND THE HAMSTER — I’LL BRING A PHOTO OF US ALL IN A CIRCLE — AND THE POT — IT’S BEEN SINGING FOR 6 DAYS — IT’S SENDING ME MESSAGES IN MY HEAD LIKE “THE MONEY IS READY” — I FEEL LIKE WE’RE PART OF SOMETHING BIG! CAN I SEND YOU A VIDEO OF THE SINGING DOG AND HAMSTER? AND — IS THERE A PARK BENCH WHERE THE DOG MUST SLEEP TO COMPLETE THE CIRCLE? I’M READY TO GO! 🚶‍♂️🐶🐹 P.S. I JUST FOUND A PIECE OF POT IN THE WALL THAT SAYS “THE MONEY IS SAFE — BUT ONLY IF YOU BRING A PHOTO OF YOU, MOCHI, AND THE HAMSTER SINGING” — I’M ABOUT TO TAKE IT — I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF YOU’VE SEEN THE RED-HAT MAN! 🌷🔥 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415