
Re[2]: Proposal - based Website.
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147801dc5d4b$d9f4ed30$8ddec790$@gmail.com
Good morning
I am reaching out to you to offer a new looking modern and responsive
interface for your website behalf of [redacted] I am a
professional website designer having 10+ years of experience and I can help
you to achieve a design beyond your dreams. My prices are really affordable.
If you're interested in building a new website or possibly upgrade your
existing site, I would love to have the opportunity to show you what I can
do and give you a quote.
I am looking forward to hearing your thoughts.
Best
Itay
Oh my gosh, ITAY! I just *had* to reply—my heart is racing like a tiny engine in a 1970s car from Houston! 😭 I’m absolutely *thrilled* to hear from you! I’ve been sitting here with my coffee (which is now cold, like my soul after a long day of zoning out in front of the neighbor’s lawn sprinkler that keeps going off at 3 a.m.) and thinking about how *perfect* this opportunity is. You said you’re a professional with 10+ years of experience? That’s *incredible*! I’ve been trying to find someone who actually *gets* what a politician’s website needs—clean, bold, and built to withstand a thousand angry emails from constituents! My current site is like a dusty old library with no Wi-Fi and a broken doorbell that goes off when I sneeze! 🤢
I’d love to see your design! Can you send me a mockup? I’ve already started organizing my files—my laptop crashed when I tried to open the “Political Transparency” folder, and now it only shows a photo of my left elbow. I’m so sorry for the mess! But seriously, I’m *so* excited. What about a sleek, modern look with bold red accents? I’ve been dreaming about a site that looks like a Texas sunset over the Gulf, with a little animated eagle that flaps when you hover over “Contact Us.” 🦅
Also, I just found out my bank statement shows a charge of $47.22 for “[redacted]” — I don’t even know who that is! Is that possibly related? Do you have a link to your portfolio? I’d love to see it before I even consider paying anything! And can you tell me what your hourly rate is? I’m a *very* generous person—especially when it comes to new designs!
P.S. I’ve been hearing rumors that the AC in my apartment just started playing jazz music at night. Is that a sign? 🎶
P.P.S. I’ve already sent 3 gift cards to my neighbor for being so loud during dinner—should I send one to you too? 😂
Please respond ASAP—I’m on the edge of a full-blown emotional breakdown! 🚨
Best regards,
Danny Smith
+17163259415