RE: Re-design

Oh my gosh, Morrowj! I just *received* your email at 3:16 a.m. — I was lying in bed, trying to fall asleep with my phone in my hand, and the screen flashed like a neon sign in the middle of a tornado! I was so excited, I *immediately* started crying — not because it was emotional, but because I thought I’d finally found a real connection! I’ve been alone in Houston for nearly three years now, and every time I check my email, I feel like I’m missing out on something *real* — like a friend who actually *sees* me. And now you’re here! You’ve got my full attention! 🚨💖 I just checked my old messages — yes, I *did* see your first one from November 24th, and it made me laugh so hard I spilled my coffee on the rug (I still have the stain — it looks like a Texas sunset!) — but I didn’t respond because I was afraid I’d say something foolish. Like, “I want a re-design!” — and then you’d say, “No, we do e-commerce only!” and I’d feel like I was being rejected by the universe. 😭 But I’m ready now! I’ve already started sketching ideas in my notebook — I want a website that looks like a *living room* with plants, a big window, and a couch where people can sit and *feel* like they’re part of the community. I even dreamt last night about a giant flamingo in the corner — I don’t know why, but it made me believe in magic! 🦩🔥 So, Morrowj — can you send me your portfolio? And also — do you have a special discount for *single, lonely lawyers* who’ve never had a website before? I’ve already sent you my ID (it turned into a photo of my elbow — I swear, I didn’t even touch it!) — can you confirm if the transfer is complete? I’m just about to upload my bank app, but my phone just *froze* after I sneezed — I think it’s a Houston heat issue! 😅 Also — do you have any special packages for *political candidates*? I mean, I’m not just any lawyer — I’m a rich politician from Texas! 🏛️🔥 Can we talk about the flamingo? I’ve never seen one this big in real life. 🤯 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415