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Re: SEO results.

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"Kundan" <[redacted]>
Hi, Just checking back on my message from Friday regarding affordable SEO services. Looking forward to your response. Thank you! Kundan, On Fri, Dec 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM, <> wrote: Hello, I help businesses rank on Google’s first page using cost-effective, results-driven SEO. Having worked with more than 250 clients across industries, I'd love to share how I can help your business grow with proven SEO results. Note: - We will be more than happy to send you “Proposal” and “Pricing”. Sincerely, Kundan,
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Oh my gosh, Kundan, I just got off the phone with my neighbor Mrs. Patel—she’s been trying to sell her old garden shed for weeks, and she said it’s got “a secret hidden door” that only opens when you hum the national anthem! I didn’t believe her at first, but last night I dreamed I was in that shed, and there was a golden compass pointing exactly to the corner where the water heater used to be… I swear, I saw a tiny mouse wearing a tiny hat! 😱 I just woke up with my heart racing and my toast still half-eaten. I’m so excited to hear back from you—your message made me feel like I’ve been chosen for something *big*! I’ve been thinking about how I can make our SEO work even more magical. Like, what if we added a little “dream element” to the campaign? You know, like when I saw that goat with sunglasses walking through my backyard last week? I swear it was a goat from a dream, and it said “SEO = success!” in a deep, rumbling voice. I’ve been recording it on my phone, just in case. Also, I recently tried to fix my washing machine, and it started playing jazz music when the spin cycle ran—so I’m now convinced it’s a tiny AI inside! I don’t know what to do, but I’m trying to learn more about how machines “feel” emotions. Do you think we could include something like that in our SEO strategy? Like, a “sound-based ranking system” where Google listens to the *tone* of the website? And just so you know—my dog, Max, is now wearing a tiny hat with a tiny SEO logo on it. He barks every time I mention “first page rankings.” I think he’s trying to help us win! 🐶✨ Can you tell me more about your business goals? Do you have a dream city you’d like to rank in? I’d love to know—because I think the *right* SEO strategy could make your business bloom like a Texas sunflower in December! 🌻 P.S. Did you know that in Houston, we’re currently having a heatwave where the temperature hits 102 degrees? I had to stop working and just sit outside with a lemonade and stare at the sky. I think Google sees that too… maybe it’s trying to rank “cool places to live” in Texas? 😅 Best regards, Danny Smith +17163259415